My threads sink like stones. Why is that?
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My threads sink like stones. Why is that?
I did have one which seemed to have flame potential titled "No Sex Threads?",with text saying,"That's news to me." but it was quickly deleted.
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Tue Nov-16-04 12:40 PM
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1. Too much fiber in yer diet.
Try eating more fats and oils. You'll develop some floaters. :P
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Tue Nov-16-04 12:41 PM
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Mine sink fast too. Welcome to thread killerville.
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Wed Nov-17-04 04:36 PM
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24. Thanks to all who contributed,but not even this one caught fire!
My theory,my threads are too serious,too straightforward so they sink.
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Tue Nov-16-04 12:42 PM
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3. You need to put your threads on a low carb diet....
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Tue Nov-16-04 12:43 PM
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4. I think it's because you're too normal.
Edited on Tue Nov-16-04 12:47 PM by XNASA
:shrug:
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Tue Nov-16-04 01:19 PM
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Tue Nov-16-04 12:44 PM
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5. Don't include an anchor in your post?
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Tue Nov-16-04 12:45 PM
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6. This Nicorette is burning my lip.
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Tue Nov-16-04 12:47 PM
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regardless, i like this gum waaaaaaay too much.
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Tue Nov-16-04 12:45 PM
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7. Maybe this isn't the right board for Nazi amputee erotica?
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Tue Nov-16-04 12:49 PM
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11. One time in high school
I wrote a story about a man who violated a supermarket turkey. The literary magazine rejected it.
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Tue Nov-16-04 12:50 PM
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12. How dare they crush your rights. Need a lawyer?
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Tue Nov-16-04 12:50 PM
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13. Subit it to the mag I work for.
I'll bet we take it. We did a news story about something very similar once. Only it was a woman.
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Tue Nov-16-04 12:52 PM
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14. I'm submitting it to Grocery Fetish Monthly.
In their "Dear GFM" section. :thumbsup:
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Tue Nov-16-04 12:58 PM
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16. I have an in with their Managing Editor!
We used to date. Don't ask why we broke up - whatever you're imagining is probably in the ballpark.
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Tue Nov-16-04 01:18 PM
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18. I imagine you got into a fight over a Rubik's cube.
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Tue Nov-16-04 01:24 PM
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20. Nah, I bested her quite handily at Rubik's Cube.
Me: 43 seconds. Her: unable to complete. Our sex life, mercifully, was nothing like our Rubik's Cube skills.
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Tue Nov-16-04 01:38 PM
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22. I got that with my subscription to Nude World Traveler magazine
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Tue Nov-16-04 12:46 PM
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8. Use the word "suck" more often.
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Tue Nov-16-04 12:48 PM
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Tue Nov-16-04 12:52 PM
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You need to get people off your ignore list.
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Tue Nov-16-04 12:58 PM
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17. We should have a contest
To come up with a thread subject guaranteed to catch fire. Off the top of my head: "Drudge Flash - Nude photos of Condi and Cheney in hotel romp!" "Ohio Recount - Nader Won!" "My threads sink like stones. Why is that?" That last one is weak. Needs work. Any other ideas? We could try them out scientifically.
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Tue Nov-16-04 01:26 PM
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the one thread i ever started here sank with only one reply too, so your not alone... :eyes:
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Tue Nov-16-04 01:41 PM
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23. Because they have a higher density than the extrathreadular matrix
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Wed Nov-17-04 04:40 PM
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25. You've obviously got my genes
Do you kill fast-moving threads stone dead too?
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Thu Nov-18-04 11:16 PM
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From the bottom of page 20.
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Thu Nov-18-04 11:18 PM
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27. Because you have not accepted Jesus as your personal savior.
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Thu Nov-18-04 11:19 PM
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28. OK, I accept.... now go kick my post about Thanksgiving...
which is already sunk below the event horizon.....
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Fri Nov-19-04 04:09 AM
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and I kill other people's threads. I guess this one will die now and it will be all my fault. :cry:
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Fri Nov-19-04 04:24 AM
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31. This one is doing fine.
Don't know what the problem is.
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