I swear if I see one more obese man with a "no fat chicks" shirt

[SemiCharmedQuark]

or sticker...I will not be responsible for my actions. Ugh.

[Aristus]

1. Just remember, his life description is probably

'no chicks at all'. This is his way of covering up for it.

[CO Liberal]

2. And...

...they probably have itty, bitty, teeny weeny weiners......

:-)

[Gothic Sponge]

3. I saw a Hummer once with a "no fat chicks" bumper sticker!

:grr:

[SemiCharmedQuark]

4. "No Fat Chicks: Just small D**ks

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[coloradodem2005]

7. What someone should do is say to him...

...why no fat chicks? Is your equipment too small? I know that was bad, but hey.

[flvegan]

5. "cuz any more weight at all will really screw with my 6mpg"

[Lydia Leftcoast]

6. And I bet his personals ad reads something like:

"I'm am en employed white guy 50 years old that likes hunting, fishing, and target shooting, and I'm looking for a girl that is cute and thin and under 30 and a good cook (no quiche) and isn't spoiled like those woman's libbers."

[gollygee]

9. LOL!

Make sure you add that he has children with three different women he pays support to, and that he lives with his mother.

And his prefered SO should be a wealthy professional but still "know her place".

[Divernan]

11. Also, alcoholic, chain-smoking, foul-mouthed, impotent., unwashed . .

member of NRA. Looking for oversexed, hot babe to spend evenings cuddled next to me on my sprung sofa watching NASCAR tapes.

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. That phrase is so '85.

It's right up there with "Shit Happens."

[bloodyjack]

10. Maybe it's supposed to be ironic?

I don't know. Either way "No fat chicks" doesn't exactly scream "class"

[theorist]

14. He'd be better off wearing a "God Don't Make No Trash" Shirt.

He might get a date. :shrug: :shudder:

[the Princess]

12. Don't worry

even fat chicks won't have him! LOL

And that's why he calls his left hand Mary and his right hand Betty so he thinks he's with different women. :)

[theorist]

13. Wow. I live in Indiana, too, and I've never seen one of those shirts here.

I do see plenty of unwashed obese men ogling young ladies in unseemly ways. It's pretty repulsive.