Anyone out there make greeting cards for a living?

[Shoeempress]

I am looking for an appropriate Holiday greeting card to express my sentiments on this auspicious Holiday season. Something that says in essence Happy Holidays, We are doomed. Anyone make anything like that?

[babylonsister]

1. I make them, but not for a living.

I have a software program and can pretty much do/make what I want. I got sick of paying high prices for cards. I'd be happy to make one for you, but you'd have to go to Kinko's or somewhere to get copies made.

[Shoeempress]

2. Thats very kind, but I can actually make them too. In fact I usually

do, but would like to have someone who was particularly amusing do something funny. Added bonus, dem gets paid. Thanks for the offer though.

[babylonsister]

3. You're welcome!

[GingerSnaps]

4. What kind of picture would you like to go with?

How about a decorated voting machine with a Santa playing around with a screwdriver on the back of it. The Santa has Bush or Cheney's face with a wicked Grinch smile. His knapsack could have mail in votes sticking out of it. Caption: "May all their dreams not come true"