Soooooo....what happened about Mars?

[billyskank]

I thought we were going to Mars? Are we still? Or did we get there already and nobody told me? That's always possible.

[mainegreen]

1. Not until a faith based charity...

develops the skills to design and build a spaceship.

[SteppingRazor]

2. My God...

Did I just hear you QUESTION our Great Leader?! We're going to Mars, dammit. And then it's on to Jupiter! And if the Martians don't like it, we'll liberate their asses! Yee haw! USA! USA!

Ah... you know, sometimes it's fun to walk a mile in their shoes... or should I say, their jack boots?

[billyskank]

4. Well, you know, there's a thing about that

That if you are going to criticise someone, you should first walk a mile in their shoes.

Because if you do that, when you criticise them, you're a mile away! And you've got their shoes.

[haktar]

9. I agree

As Condi would say:
"We don't want the smoking gun to be the earth shattering ka-boom of the Illudium Pew-36 Explosive Space Modulator."


Look: Marvin will try to blow up the earth on nov 8, 2746 at 7:06 pm GMT (His sight of Venus will start to be eclipsed by the Earth) The impact of the Illudium Pew-36 Explosive Space Modulator would occur somewhere in the region of the Gulf of Aden, Yemen, Somalia endangering Americas crude supply. So Dubya has only 742 years time to prepare for this imminent threat and has to hurry up to keep america save.

:nuke:

[billyskank]

11. "We know where the WMDs are"

"They're on Europa, and buried on Ganymede, and north, west, south and east somewhat."

[haktar]

14. Hmmm

Mayby then someone should tell them that Mars moons are called Phobos and Deimos. And this names mean (OK a lousy translation but not compleatly wrong) Shock and Awe.

[billyskank]

15. Rummy knew that!

Phobos, Deimos, Ganymede. Fuck it! We'll bomb them all!

[haktar]

16. And this time

we must not forget that pluto is in the coalition of the willing.

[billyskank]

17. Unlike those ungrateful fuckers on Mercury

From now on mercury pollution is to be called "freedom pollution."

[haktar]

18. And miranda

Those unlawful uranusians combattants don't have a right to a moon. Lets destroy it.

[billyskank]

19. Anybody who comes from a place that sounds like "asshole"

deserves to get bombed, for sure.

[billyskank]

3. I'm serious

I wanna know. I mean, it can't be that President Bush stood up and said a load of stuff that turned out to be bullshit. I mean, that just can't happen, right?

[DrWeird]

5. Trial balloon.

It didn't float.

[billyskank]

6. Just so long as Bush didn't talk a load of bullshit

that's all. I'm happy with that.

[LongTomH]

7. It can't be?

"it can't be that President Bush stood up and said a load of stuff that turned out to be bullshit. I mean, that just can't happen, right?"

Sit down, son, we're going to have to have a long talk!

[billyskank]

8. Is this gonna be one of those "facts of life" things?

Hooray!

[terrya]

10. Same place where those hydrogen powered cars we were promised went.

Bullshitland.

[billyskank]

12. Bullshitland

Is that a red state?

[terrya]

13. I think it's another name for Ohio. eom

[realisticphish]

20. We're already there

what else do you think the "undisclosed location" is?


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Robeson]

21. Do you actually believe what Bush says?

[billyskank]

22. No of course not, but on the other hand

it was such a wierd thing to lie about. No whopper is too surreal for Bush to tell!