I found the perfect xmas cards!

[supernova]

Yes, I know it's early. :P

I found them at one of those upscale stores at the mall.

The outside is a typical nativity scene in the background.

Mary is saying: "Isn't he the most perfect, most beautiful baby in the whole world?"

In the foreground: Nebbishy woman whispering to her friend:

"The way she goes on about that new baby, you'd think he was God!"

[smbolisnch]

1. hahahaha

Now that's funny! :evilgrin:

[supernova]

3. I can't wait to send them!

I'm trying to decide the humorful from the humorless on my list.

[smbolisnch]

4. Oh what the hell...

send them to everyone. Maybe when they open them, in private, they will let out a big old laugh. :shrug: I would buy those cards, if I saw them someplace!

[supernova]

7. Well, I do know a couple of people

who have no sense of humor. While I have a deep faith in God, I'm not interested in a God with no sense of humor. But some people don't.

[smbolisnch]

10. Right with you on that one...

I will never understand people who truly believe that Jesus/God was a homophobic, racist, sexist jerk with no sense of humanity or humor. Go figure :shrug:

Your cards were probably not cheap, so I guess you might as well use them on those who will appreciate them! They do sound priceless though. Mind if I ask where you found them?

[supernova]

11. The store is Metropolitan Deluxe

The have all kinds of overpriced, funky furniture. They have some cabinets that I quite like. In general, stuff that would look good if you had a loft in SoHo.

But the cards are the funniest thing in there.

[Shoeempress]

2. Love that.

We are thinking about making cards this year, Do a beautiful winter scene on front with caption, It's a New Year, on the inside, WE ARE DOOMED.

Too much?

[supernova]

5. LOL!

YOu need some sort of setup on the outside to make the WE ARE DOOMED more effective.

[NC_Nurse]

6. Did you see the ones that had the dad

reading the "bible" to his kids

"God gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him could become a Republican homophobic Jesus freak"

LMAO!:D

[supernova]

8. Oh God! I almost bought those!

I laughed out loud. :D

[NC_Nurse]

9. You must've been at the same store

as me! Those cards really cheered me up...

"Just say Ho!" :D

[supernova]

12. I wish I could remember more of them

lots were just really fun, not your typcial christmas cards, at all.

They had a lot of cards aimed at gay men as well.

[orpupilofnature57]

13. reminds me of the joke,what's the virgin Mary and a Jewish mother

have in common? they both have sons that are in their thirties,still live with their parent's and think their god.

[supernova]

14. LMAO!!

That's funny. And soooo true! :D