The Martyred Mongrel of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Geez. East Garden event. West Garden event. Pictures and signings. Speeches and shaking hands. It's driving me bats! But Karl smacks me every time I bring up the possibility of not running again. I just want to talk about it . . . hypothetically and everything. . . . The last time my jaw swole up and stuff. . . . Damn. . . . But at least when there are cameras around, they don't beat on me. . . . That's one good thing. . . . But it's the only one. . . . Geez."

[cosmicdot]

1. reminds me of an old arcade game at the old amusement park

i expect him to turn around and head back the other way and then turn again and reverse direction

[Zephyrbird]

2. "Ah sure hope nobody saw me...."

"...takin' a big ole Texas dump behind them thar bushes!!! heeeyuck heeyuck!!"

[maxanne]

3. "dammit, where am I?

I knew I should have left a trail of breadcrumbs. This place is so confusing...and I'm not gonna tell security I'm lost again - they'll all make fun of me..."

[Japhy_Ryder]

4. "Huh, huh, huh...

my name is Bush and here I am walking by these bushes. That's funny. It's like iron. Like that song. Isn't it iron, hick don't you see? I like this bush here, I think I'll name it George. WHOOP HA! Why that's my name. I'm George Bush and this here is George the Bush. Ha! I can't wait to tell Karl and daddy about that!"

[Bossy Monkey]

5. "I'm not wearing any pants-- film at 11"

[skip fox]

6. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

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