A little chicken joke to brighten your Friday afternoon.

Midlodemocrat

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Fri Nov-12-04 02:11 PM
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A little chicken joke to brighten your Friday afternoon.

Okay, so this first grade teacher is reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She finishes and asks the students. "What do you think your father or mother would say if Chicken Little came up to them and said 'the sky is falling, the sky is falling'?

One little girl raises her hand and says "My daddy would say, Holy shit a talking chicken".

Teacher unable to speak for 10 minutes.

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tk2kewl

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Fri Nov-12-04 02:14 PM
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1. what the heck are the mets gonna do with sosa?

are you kidding me?

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Midlodemocrat

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Fri Nov-12-04 02:15 PM
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2. What does that reply have to do with chickens?

J/K. Don't know. But a person can have hope, right?

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tk2kewl

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Fri Nov-12-04 02:33 PM
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3. nothin to do with chickens...

just been meaing to make contact with a fellow met fan. always gotta be on the side of the underdog no matter how much heartache goes with it

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Midlodemocrat

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Fri Nov-12-04 02:34 PM
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4. I LOVE THE METS!!!!

Edited on Fri Nov-12-04 02:35 PM by Midlodemocrat

growing up in CT, went to games all the time. Even here in VA, I go to see the Norfolk Tides play. I just LOVE them!!!!!!

but didn't you think the joke was funny? I laughed for ten minutes.

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tk2kewl

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Fri Nov-12-04 02:37 PM
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5. yes indeed, i did laugh

already forgot about the original post. how do you feel about getting a team in DC? are you nearby?

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Midlodemocrat

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Fri Nov-12-04 02:53 PM
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6. Unless it is the Mets, not interested.

I do love baseball, especially when it is the Mets, and I do like the BoSox as well, that liberal pulling for the underdog thing!!!

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ScreamingMeemie

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Fri Nov-12-04 02:53 PM
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7. Ding Ding Ding...Congratulations!!! You have successfully hijacked

your own thread!!!! Way to Go!!!!! :toast:

;)

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Midlodemocrat

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Fri Nov-12-04 02:54 PM
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8. Why, thank you.

Edited on Fri Nov-12-04 02:58 PM by Midlodemocrat

Mrs. Grumpy, did you think the joke was funny?

And I did have a little help from the other Mets fan. :-)

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ScreamingMeemie

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Fri Nov-12-04 02:56 PM
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10. Joke?.....

What joke?

Kidding, kidding...It was very funny! :hi: :7

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underpants

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Fri Nov-12-04 02:55 PM
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9. I think they proper phrase is "midget chicken"

To be PC

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Midlodemocrat

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Fri Nov-12-04 02:57 PM
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11. My apologies. Of course, you are correct

or perhaps vertically challenged? How about that?

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catmandu57

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Fri Nov-12-04 03:02 PM
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12. Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show a raccoon how it was done.

bodda bing.

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