John Kleeb will raise your taxes - and so will I.

[elperromagico]

He won't tell you - I just did.

Vote for me! :D

[jpgray]

1. Kleeb was already made dictator for life by plebiscite

Though your delusions of our having so-called "elections" will serve you well in the swing forums.

[JohnKleeb]

3. I resigned remember

I handed my power to that cute brunette.

[elperromagico]

4. I have already put anti-copycat thread amendments on the ballot

in 11 swing forums. Voters will come to the polls to support me, because of moral values. :D

[JohnKleeb]

9. people support the copycat threads sir

[elperromagico]

28. With all due respect, my opponent doesn't understand the DU Heartland.

DUers are tired of the copycat threads. They want a fresh start. They're ready for change.

Did I mention that my opponent eats babies?

[JohnKleeb]

30. no most polls reflect that many DUers support copycat threads

[JohnKleeb]

2. Its true, I am an admitted tax and spend liberal

I dont hide behind this fiscal conservative crap, I wont balance the budget, and I'll go get a cookie.

[no name no slogan]

5. Vote KLEEB for President 2040

...because he'd vote for you, if you we're running.

[JohnKleeb]

7. thats diamond joe quimby

and if elected, I'll go to Lubijiana ala Kennedy going to County Wexford, and I'll go to County Galway too, and if we can find out where in Deutchland and Slovakia, there too.

[Elidor]

6. Yes, but KLEEB is such a regular guy. And you're an effete liberal

:D

[JohnKleeb]

8. I am

daddy was a waiter, cab driver, etc, no joke, mommy was a government worker. I am humbly middle class in a town where people's parents own the places my dad works for.

[elperromagico]

12. Okay, so I don't know how a supermarket scanner works.

Okay, so I eat a Snickers bar with a knife and fork.

But the people of DU share my moral values. And I am certain they will make the right decision on Erection Day.

[JohnKleeb]

15. Ive only lusted in my heart

Is that really a crime? and you sir are the one who had the affair with Mrs. James R. Hoffa

[Jack Schitt]

10. Is he gonna take away my guns too????

[JohnKleeb]

11. What kind of guns do you own?

:) then we'll talk

[Jack Schitt]

I own a genuine Red Ryder 200-shot Carbine Action Air Rifle...

and I think I shot my eye out...:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

19. damn man I dont think you need that

get yourself a nice welsh woman instead

[Jack Schitt]

23. she'd do...

if I were about 15 years older.

[JohnKleeb]

24. how about this one

I think Katie Holmes is attractive.

[Jack Schitt]

27. My man...

you have great taste. :thumbsup:

[JohnKleeb]

29. shes not my personal fave this is my fave now

[elperromagico]

13. Yes. He expects you to hunt deer with SPITBALLS!!!

I support your Constitutional right to keep and bear rocket launchers.

[JohnKleeb]

16. see we don't need to be hunting with rocket launchers

[elperromagico]

20. You wanna send Americans into the woods against vicious terrorist wolves

without Constitutionally permitted rocket launchers?!?

That is shameful, sir. Truly shameful.

[jpgray]

18. Just shoot him.

You'll have no opponent, and you'll win the Gungeon by a landslide.

:D

(just kidding, Justice/Public Safety folks!)

[JohnKleeb]

22. he forgets that I am trained in many types of weaponary

I was a sniper man!

[Jack Schitt]

21. That bastid!!!

I'm voting for elperromagico!

[flaminbats]

14. Kleeb will lower your childrens' taxes..

elperromagico will raise your childrens' taxes

[JohnKleeb]

17. and hes against free porno for every child

our children need to be exposed to sexual situations :D.

[flaminbats]

26. heshould try reading my email sometime..

more porno than you or I deserve

[elperromagico]

25. My Administration will accept tax payments from children in broccoli.

Kids don't like broccoli. They'll be glad to pay their taxes. :D

[flaminbats]

31. Kleeb offers the ALL AMERICAN Broccoli Tax Credit..

write off every purchase of broccoli for your kids their kids and all dead grandparents.

[LSdemocrat]

32. I didn't know Walter Mondale was a DUer!

Welcome Mr. Vice President. :hi: