700 CLUB SUCKS!!!

[IranianDemocrat]

DAMN THIS!!

[goobergunch]

1. You've done 17 posts in under an hour

not bad IMHO.

[IranianDemocrat]

2. Damn your monitoring me...working for ashcroft?

lol

[Lefty48197]

3. Pat Robertson sucks

I 'like' it when they get in a circle and start to pray for people to be healed. Then one by one, each of the prayers tells a vague story of a person who's ailment is being healed at that very moment. Often something like, "There's a woman in Spokane, WA who's arthritis is being cured at this very moment".

[goobergunch]

5. When I went to the 700 club site to get IranianDemocrat's banner...

I saw a story about somebody whose insurance company didn't succeed because they didn't tithe enough. :wtf:

[mkregel]

4. Just post nonsense

Worked for me ;)

I know I know...start a thread about 80's music vs 70's...that's sure to get some lively debate...

Or start a thread about sex....

[Shakeydave]

6. My Dearest ID:

While locked down with Pat, I will be consuming all of the beer and wine in your fridge. Please plan accordingly upon your return. BTW, what in the heck is that in your tupperware in the back of the fridge? :freak:

[Rhiannon12866]

7. The way you're going you will soon be out of the 700 Club

And I'll bet you'll miss all these nice folks!:evilgrin:

[JVS]

8. I enjoyed my time in the 700 club

[newyawker99]

9. Have fun ID!! Hehehe.....

:evilgrin:

[Aristus]

10. I blazed through the 700 Club like

a homosexual anti-gun abortion doctor through central Texas!

[Rhiannon12866]

11. You made it, IranianDemocrat !

You're out of The 700 Club and well on your way to The Four Digit Club! Yay!
:party: :bounce: :party:

[Breezy du Nord]

12. Don't worry, you're not in the club long

Pat will un hinge his in human claws from you just like *that*

[HereSince1628]

13. Look for the 0 reply postings and kick them

It'll be appreciated by the poster and you can dramatically add to you count...

:)

[Rhiannon12866]

14. I have found some incredibly interesting articles by doing just that

I feel bad when someone gets no replies because I know that I do, so I sometimes check these out.:-(