John Thune Looks Like a Gay Sex Scandal Waiting To Happen

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Senator-Elect John Thune
(R) South Dakota

>>> He just looks too normal, like he's trying too hard to be just that. Definitely hiding something!

[Kikosexy2]

1. My gaydar...

just went schwinggg! I smell Wet lube in the air--is it his aura?

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7. My gaydar definitely SPIKED as well!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

35. yeah, should be fun to out this asswipe in the next few years

[budkin]

2. LMFAO!!! n/t

[Jack_Dawson]

3. He shor is good lookin'

Signed,

Heterosexual.

[madmax]

4. My thoughts exactly

from the minute I laid eyes on him. Ok, flame away ;)

[OldLeftieLawyer]

5. Oh, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

Definitely gonna get caught in that closet.

Check out the wife's demeanor. Always a bad sign when the wife looks like that.

I HOPE I HOPE I HOPE I HOPE I HOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shoeempress]

6. How many Barbara Streisand cds do you think he owns?

[JohnKleeb]

8. Tell us with who oh great one

Ted Koppel or a South Dakota Farm kid?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

10. More likely...

.....a South Dakota sheep.

THEN the farm boy.............

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11. Both...at once...

using stem cells as lube.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

12.

<fell over laughing>

[JohnKleeb]

15. kinky

:)

[aquart]

9. Is that his wife looking so grim?

[JohnKleeb]

17. and look at the daughters, they're redheads, hes brunette, wife is blonde

:tinfoilhat:

[aquart]

38. Red hair is recessive. Probably his gene.

No idea what color his wife's hair really is.

[JohnKleeb]

40. I was being sarcastic but yes I see what you mean

I am a dark practically black haired, and my dad is light brown and my mom is too but she dyes her hair blonde.

[Pithlet]

19. I noticed that, too. That face.

She doesn't look happy.

[Quetzal]

13. I was wondering when someone was going to bring that up

I didn't make a thread about it because I felt it couldn't be possible.

But honestly, I don't think he is.

[Demit]

14. i can JUST see him in a Carol Channing wig

[Crankie Avalon]

16. I have no idea about that one way or the other...

...but great googly-moogly is that hair neatly parted! WOW!!! Like a Ken Doll.

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21. So Sanitary...and Sterile...and Boring...and...and...REPUBLICAN.

Ew.

[Wright Patman]

18. Bet he's

whistling Broadway show t(h)unes.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[davidinalameda]

20. possible repressed 'mo

too good looking to be straight--no offense to my straight brothers on here but this guy is eye candy

does anyone have pictures of his butt?

:bounce:

[Blue-Jay]

22. This thread sucks.

How exactly does a gay man look?

jeeez.

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23. Oh you can SO tell.

Take it from me, as a man who fancies other men.

[Blue-Jay]

25. Oh, Get REAL!

People said that about Governor McGreevey too, and look what.....

um.

OK. Never mind.

[JohnKleeb]

26. but how

c'mon I like have no gaydar here. Youre talking to a dude who didnt know smithers was gay.

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27. Well then you are just a hopeless case...

and will need to keep good company with people who can detect a homogay from a thousand yards away.

[JohnKleeb]

29. if its any consolidation I was 7-8 when I made that error

I have no gaydar, and practically no one around here has it, god I am bad with gay men, I am attricous with women, how can a girl like you be *smack* :).

[Democracy Died 2004]

24. he doesn't have to be gay

all we have to do is say it enough times and it will become truth. Remember that is the way they beat us. This must be true he is gay.

[emulatorloo]

36. WWKRD - What Would Karl Rove Do? EOM

[newsguyatl]

28. actually,

i don't know any gay man who'd wear these jeans,

but perhaps you're right. he IS from south dakota after all.

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31. Haha

[SmokingJacket]

30. Someone extruded him and his whole family out of plastic. n/t

[JVS]

32. I don't think he's gay, but I feel damn certain he's Scandinavian

[JohnKleeb]

33. wouldnt doubt it

arent there a lot of norweigans and swedes and stuff up there, Germans too of course but they arent scandavian.

[Danocrat]

34. He caught my eye right away

He's a stud alright. I'd bet he plays the field.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

37. Yeah

I'm hitting a Gaycom Five on the ol' gaydar here. And mine's pretty trustworthy.

Whoooooo. Wonder if he enjoys matinees?

[AlCzervik]

39. Well when he does come out

i hope he gets a new hair style and those jeans have got to go.