Would all DUers who look like Jesus please step forward?

[Bunny]

C'mon. You know who you are.

:evilgrin:

[Dufaeth]

1. I looked like the european Jesus

back when i was thinner. :) Everyone used to call me Jesus. Or Kevin Sorbo. or the Giant. But mostly Jesus.

[Kikosexy2]

2. Is this a ...

casting call for the GW Bush autobiographical musical "AntiChrist Superstar"? Can I play the role of the evil Dick Cheney?

[debatepro]

3. Remember he would look more like

this guy

[Dookus]

4. oddly enough, if you google

"jesus lookalike" you get this guy. Who knew?

[trof]

9. Jesus had a beard because he had no chin?

Who knew?

[Bunny]

11. He does have that certain Semitic look, doesn't he?

:) Good find!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. arcane1 does

[arcane1]

10. but I've lost the robe, sadly

nobody wants a naked Jesus

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. umm except when they really do!

[arcane1]

17. bad lioness!

:spank:

[wysi]

6. How about...

... if you *used* to look like Jesus?

[trof]

7. I look like Jesus

if he had lived to be 63.
Got rid of the beard (lice).
Lost most of my hair.
I'm a little heavier than I was then.
Now change water into single malt Scotch.
Changed one of my disciple's fishing boats into an icemaker.
Nice!

[Neoma]

8. Who says jesus whould be a man this time around?

:*

[CrownPrinceBandar]

12. I am Jesus, and I have returned.............................

the jig is up.

[Dookus]

16. ruh roh...

cheese it guys! He's back!

[MikeG]

13. What if we look like Pontius Pilate?

[Bunny]

15. Do you have that tonsure thing going?

If so, step forward and be recognized!