Explain to me why you're "sponge worthy"

[CatWoman]

:D

[teach1st]

1. I put the toilet seat down

[pdx_prog]

2. I have a job, and DON'T live with my mother....

[Dogmudgeon]

10. I'm unemployed and DO live with my mother

I'm not spongeworthy.

I'm not even worthy.

--bkl

[GOPisEvil]

3. I'm sexy as hell, dammit!!

:P

:hi:

[CatWoman]

5. and plus, you have a very impressive "package"

:D

:hi:

[yvr girl]

13. have you unwrapped his 'package'

Or is it just rumour

[CatWoman]

16. sure I did!!

[GOPisEvil]

20. There is photographic evidence.

Unfortunately, matcom has the picture hosted, and I can't remember the link. I don't have the URL saved on this PC.

[yvr girl]

21. Is he your agent or something?

You can always open up a photobucket account. Do you think that I can see the 'evidence' if I google "GOPisEvil, package"

[Kathy in Cambridge]

4. You must be watching the Seinfeld rerun

"who doesn't want to wear THE RIBBON???"

:D

[CatWoman]

7. LOL

Yep!!!! :D

[Kathy in Cambridge]

14. That's one of my favorite Seinfeldisms

spongeworthy :D

[Pithlet]

My favorite, too.

:)

[pdx_prog]

6. YOUR mother can stay as long as she wants...:)

[RummyTheDummy]

8. I'm hung like a moose

nT

[Spinzonner]

12. That would require a pretty impressive

rope

[CatWoman]

31. AND sponge!!!

:scared:

[NashVegas]

9. If You Have Any Canadian Friends

http://www.todaysponge.ca/

Hey hey, it could be fun contraband.

[Book Lover]

28. And if you are allergic to Nonoxynol 9

http://www.g-h-o.co.uk/sponge.htm

Check out the PHARMATEX sponge. I'm not a health professional, but I do recommend it!

[Dukakis88]

11. I promise not to cry too much when you don't call me every hour

[BlueEyedSon]

15. I aced my STD test

So did my wife


:)

[pdx_prog]

17. I'll call you the next day...:)

[CatWoman]

18. yeah, sure

that's what they ALL say :D

[pdx_prog]

19. lol....

I'll bring catnip...:P

[Sven77]

22. tell you what

i'll go get the sponge, you get it ready.

[Aristus]

23. I've been told that sometimes, just the way I LOOK at a woman

can make her shivery and tingly. Don't ask me why; it's a gift. :-)

[yvr girl]

25. Are you into Tantric Sex

My friend told me that her massage therapist gave her a 'violent orgasm' without even touching her.

[CatWoman]

30. what a coincidence!!

I've heard that, too!! :D

[Spinzonner]

34. So can a Wind Chill

[CO Liberal]

24. I Am. But I'm Off The Market

Got an exclusive arrangement with the Princess.

:loveya:

This is the DU member still known as CO Liberal.

[Worst Username Ever]

26. no soup for you n/t

[Gothic Sponge]

27. I am Gothic Sponge Worthy!

:crazy:

[Book Lover]

29. I was *waiting* for you to say that! (nm)

[Gothic Sponge]

32. Have i become that predictable?

:)

[Book Lover]

33. No, just

With a name that includes the word "sponge," you were *obligated* to join in!