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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:05 PM
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Gonna pimp slap the next person who tells me I look like Jesus!
Yeah, yeah, yeah--- I know it's long!

:P



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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:06 PM
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1. ummm...i know someone else you does jesus very well
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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:07 PM
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2. Do you like it?
Paddy does, but it's becoming a pain to take care of.

:hi:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:51 PM
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36. i do like it, a lot!
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:51 PM
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37. i do like it, a lot!
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Zimpy.com Donating Member (10 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:08 PM
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3. I know what Bush would say...

"You don't look like me..."
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prodigal_green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:08 PM
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4. Anybody ever tell you you look like Jesus?
Jesus Gonzales, this guy who lives down the street from me.
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Tesibria Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:08 PM
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5. honey - you're gorgeous ... but...
with all due respect, you're WAY TOO WHITE to look like Jesus ... well -- except for those white southern fundamentalists who think Jesus had blue (or are those green) eyes.....


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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:09 PM
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6. I'm losing my tan.
Yeah, the green eyes would be out of place.

:)
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:10 PM
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7. Still very handsome though!
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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:11 PM
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10. TY!
:)
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:10 PM
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8. Ehh, Dave Navarro or
sorry to say it: Antonio Banderas when he does the scruffy thing.
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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:11 PM
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11. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
I was OK with it, until you mentioned A.B.!

*slits wrists*

;)
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 07:15 PM
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43. What's wrong with looking like Antonio Banderas?
:shrug:
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:10 PM
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9. More like Lalo Alcaraz than Jesus
Lalo draws better 'toons than JC, too.

--bkl
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Quetzal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:12 PM
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12. You can pimp slap me around if ya want to
:P
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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:13 PM
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13. LOL!
OK, OK, you called my bluff. I'm not a violent person.

;)
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Quetzal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:24 PM
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18. Oh *gingersnaps*
If you EVER need someone to slap around, you will know where to find me :)
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Hello_Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:22 PM
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16. Same here.
Ya little Lord and Savior hottie!!:evilgrin:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:18 PM
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14. But what a SEXY Jesus you are
:evilgrin:


OK, ready for that slap now!
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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:19 PM
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15. OK!
Bend over--- I never said where I was gonna slap you!

:evilgrin:
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:23 PM
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17. I am sorry to say you are much better looking than JC
and I mean that in the nicest possible way that a married straight woman can. :silly:
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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:25 PM
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19. TY!
:D
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:38 PM
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28. You can slap me t-h-e-r-e
whenever you want!!:evilgrin:
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:26 PM
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20. you don't look like Jesus at all
Edited on Wed Nov-10-04 07:20 PM by bloodyjack
for starters, you're opaque.
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Waistdeep Donating Member (469 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:30 PM
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21. Tell them that Jesus probably looked a lot more like
Yassar Arafat than an American Cinema interpretation of European Renaissance paintings.

That will shut them up.

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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:31 PM
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22. Not a carpenter are you?...lol
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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:36 PM
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27. I'm a semi-skilled wood butcher!
;)
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:33 PM
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23. Mmm, if Jesus was as cute as you...
I might actually find my way back into a church.
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:34 PM
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24. well hell you look a lot more like him that I do!
roll with it :evilgrin:
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:35 PM
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25. don't know about Jesus
but you do look good enough to eat :D
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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:36 PM
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26. Hehe!
TY!

:)
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NJ_Lib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:41 PM
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31. Is my bible missing the page where it tell us


the COLOR of Jesus' eyes?

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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:39 PM
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30. Seconded!
Now that's a cop I wouldn't mind pulling me over.

:evilgrin:
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:38 PM
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29. PRAISE THE LORD!!
WOOF!!!

You look georgous!! The long hair looks hot, hot, hot!

Paddy is a great shutter bug.

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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:41 PM
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32. Seriously, Tony,
I don't think you look like Jesus.
The long hair actually looks good on you.

I like short hair better but you pull it off just fine. Of course, with eyes and a face like that, you could wear your hair in just about any style.:hi:
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:46 PM
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34. I agree.
Even with a big ol' ratted up bouffant Tony would look hot.


"Got any Spray Net, hon? My hair's fallin' down! Right off my head!"

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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:53 PM
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39. I've actually heard that at the bar!
Walk into the john to take a wizz, and there's this veritable cloud of hair spray there!

:P
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:45 PM
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33. So how come
you aren't out there making a gazillion dollars as a model? I'd buy just about anything you might be advertising. You cutie you. :hi:
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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:47 PM
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35. Awwwwwww.....
Shucks, ma'am! *blush*

:)
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:52 PM
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38. you look like a surfer
Ive gotten Dan Marino :shrug:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:54 PM
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40. Nothing wrong with looking like Marino
Since you're shrugging Marino, who do you think you look like?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 07:16 PM
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44. I dont know, Marino?
I dont think I look like him though, my hair is more dark and straight. I also resemble my uncle who was said to look like Marino, guy died when I was 1 that said.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:55 PM
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41. Was thinking Johnny Depp myself....
Has Depp ever played Jesus?

What do I know...Ted Neely is my only Jesus :)
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 06:56 PM
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42. More like the guy from creed!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 07:23 PM
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48. dude that is so cruel
No one and I mean no one wants to be compared to Scott Stapley. You should apologize to him for saying that.
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thedailyshow Donating Member (695 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 07:18 PM
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45. where's padraig?
Haven't seen him in a long time.
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 07:22 PM
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46. Heh heh, you said pimp and Jesus in the same sentence.
That was funny. Or I have a weird sense of humor.

Now when people say you look like Jesus are they talking about the Euro-Christian, white man depiction? Or what Jesus probably really looked like?

Nex time someone says that, say "I didn't know I looked like a black man."

And by the way, do you get women hitting on you all the time? Is it hot in here?

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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 07:22 PM
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47. You are so sexy! I love you
:loveya: I love the long hair look on you. Well, maybe its just you.
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cassiepriam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 07:29 PM
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49. you do look like jesus......
oops, sorry. When you are done slapping me,
I have this little matter of a recent election
to discuss with you........
PS It involves someone impersonating you....
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-11-04 07:09 AM
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50. Jesus had that Breck Girl look...at least the Jesus portrayed...
in the paintings I've ever seen of him when I was growing up Catholic. A Jesus that had that long, flowing, silky blond hair and blue eyes, no less...which is impossible, given the part of the world he was from.

No, CL, you look NOTHING like Jesus. :-)
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