I'm growing weary of not dating at all and here's why

[JohnKleeb]

I don't wanna be alone :cry:
BTW I am not that upset about it.

[Dookus]

1. dude...

you are SOOOO gonna get a fine woman.

[JohnKleeb]

2. I am actually quite fine with it and I know I will

and its not as if I dont have girls I am interested in, its just I know my limits.

[Dookus]

5. any limits you imagine

are simply those you imagine. they are not real.

[JohnKleeb]

8. you cant date someone who already has a boyfriend

nor can you well its hard to explain my limits with the other one.

[Dookus]

13. I wish

my ex-boyfriend believed that.

Still, whatever limitations exist are not YOUR limits. They're circumstantial, existential and providential.

And if the girl you like has a boyfriend, I would point out that when *I* was seventeen, the average relationship lasted about 4 weeks.

[JohnKleeb]

16. which is true but the relationships are growing longer and longer these

days, my one pal dated a girl for a year in middle school!

[ogradda]

3. sweetie you're only 17 right?

it will happen don't worry. promise :)

[JohnKleeb]

4. I am fine with it and yep 17

I just had to join in on the copycatting.

[JVS]

6. You need a Mustang or a Camaro

Don't waste your life like all of us did. Rock dude!

[JohnKleeb]

9. but I dont like showing off by driving in a flashy car

[JVS]

12. Do you even drive a car?

Since when is a Mustang flashy. They're actually pretty inexpensive. Drive one of those and you'll attract lots of very bad girls, which is good.

[HEyHEY]

7. Start treating women like shit - you'll find one

*Ducks*

Just kiddin' ladies

Seriously man, just keep doing what you're doing. You've had a few prospects and stuff, patience young grass hopper

[JohnKleeb]

10. ha I am trying, I had a temp set back yesterday though

[HEyHEY]

15. Is the bitch pressing charges?

Sorry, favourite line from Chasing amy

[JohnKleeb]

18. no, I found out she has a guy

[HEyHEY]

22. Dang - find him and beat him up in front of her - that'll impress her!

[JohnKleeb]

23. ha I dont know who he is

[regnaD kciN]

43. Hey, is this Democratic Underground or Republican UnderRock?

:evilgrin:

[JVS]

25. Well now she has two and there aint enough room for the both of you

[JohnKleeb]

26. well I dont knwo who the guy is

and I dont know her that well personally, but pretty and nice girl.

[JVS]

27. You must challenge him to a knife fight. It is the only hororable way

[JohnKleeb]

28. but I have no training in knives only flipping the bird

[HEyHEY]

32. Hmm. pistols at dawn?

Or noonish - whatever works best

[JVS]

37. or just poke eachother until someone dies

[JohnKleeb]

39. that would take all night :)

[HEyHEY]

42. Ah, Queensbury park rules eh?

[ogradda]

11. you better duck!

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[Gardeaux08]

14. no kidding...

I have had a few friends who seem to thrive in that "being treated like shit" relationship. I, however, am not one of them. :)

[yvr girl]

17. A fine wine needs to age

Just don't adopt any of the dreadful pickup lines the guys post here. But feel free to practise your flirting skills will all of us DU women.

[JohnKleeb]

19. see I dont flirt for some reason, never was in my style to do it much

[JVS]

20. So you say "Is that a keg in your pants? because I'd sure like to tap ...

that ass" You tell her that and she's putty in your hands.

[JohnKleeb]

21. I doubt this one would have a keg in her pants

:)

[yvr girl]

29. don't equate flirting with cheesy pick up lines

think banter. Try watching comedies from the 30's, 40's or 50's. It's a way to get to know someone with the pressure off.

[JVS]

34. Do you watch a lot of movies ffrom back then?

I thought those channels were for broken down alcoholics. I mean, beautiful broken down alcoholics. ;-)


See Kleeb, that's how it's done

[JohnKleeb]

38. Yeah I see

[flaminbats]

24. when you start dating you'll still be lonely..

the main thing you will lose is your sanity, only if you really love her. ;)

It's worth it, if you can find that one right person..but always remember you also lose the freedom to live however you please.

[Champ]

30. Alright

I'll fly a nice liberal woman to North Virginia right away ;)

[nickgutierrez]

31. How much did you pay her?

[Champ]

33. Nothing

Kleeb has to pay for the shipping though.

[JohnKleeb]

36. will do

[JohnKleeb]

35. that was just cold :)

[nickgutierrez]

40. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

[JohnKleeb]

41. its cool