Asscroft was TOO fucking liberal for the bush administration

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

with all his singing and shit. He had to go. He wanted to soar with the fucking eagles, LET HIM.

The bush administration needed someone who was less of a "girly man" than Asscroft.

They are now interviewing Hitler's ghost, Charles Manson and Satan.

They're pretty fucking conservative, so one of them should do.

[JohnKleeb]

1. I thought Asscrotch wanted to let his eagle soar on the high court

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

3. Nah he's too fucking liberal

he's too much of a weenie-ass.

They want a Supreme Court justice who will bring back public hangings, carried out within hours of the suspected crime. Hangings for teenagers and mentally disabled. Especially mentally disabled teenagers.

That means watch the hell out John Kleeb!

(KIDDING! HUGS!!!)

[JohnKleeb]

5. I actually am mentally disabled

:P LD baby!
Dare I suggest Judge Roy Moore then ;).

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

7. Oh no geez

I was SO kidding! I meant like mentally retarded. Now don't try to say you are mentally retarded!

Roy Moore? Too fucking liberal.

SATAN, baby, SATAN. Even he can be a weenie ass from time to time.

Sauron?

[JohnKleeb]

11. oh I thought you meant LD, I am LD and I am proud!

ok how about the guy who tried to kill Jesus, ahh Pointus Piate.

[RoyGBiv]

I KNEW it ...

When I saw/heard that, I just kept thinking, "Oh, yeah. He's stoned."

Bet he ate an entire chocolate cake smothered with peanut butter afterwards. :-)

[Syrinx]

2. they might try to put Bill Pryor in there

He's the former Alabama Attorney General, now a federal judge, via recess appointment.

He's a fucking nutcase, but I'm not sure I would go as far as to say he's crazier than Ashcroft.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

4. The Ten Commandments fucker?

Too fucking liberal.

Mussolini would be too liberal. They're HARD CORE, do you understand me? HARD CORE.

[Fenris]

6. Come on Pol Pot!

:D:(

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

8. Hmmm

He MIGHT do.

If he becomes more conservative. His ghost that is.

[Fenris]

9. Stacks of furriner skull and bones not enough?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

10. Mmmmm

they'd still have to interview him and make sure he is ready to swallow PNAC like a thirsty man in the desert.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

12. Get real folks. Ashcroft got ill and it took a lot out of him. He's tired.

Get real folks. Ashcroft got ill and it took a lot out of him. He's tired.

[RoyGBiv]

13. Yeah ...

Being a jack-booted thug is HARD work.

It's HARD ...

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

15. I can't tell if you are being serious or not.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

18. Gall

http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=ashcroft+%22gall+bladder%22&btnG=Search+News

Aides: Ashcroft Likely to Leave AG Post
Newsday, NY - Nov 4, 2004
... 11, 2001, attacks. Stress was a factor in Ashcroft's health problems earlier this year that resulted in removal of his gall bladder. ...

Aides: Ashcroft Likely to Leave AG Post
Los Angeles Times (subscription), CA - Nov 4, 2004
... 11, 2001, attacks. Stress was a factor in Ashcroft's health problems earlier this year that resulted in removal of his gall bladder. ...

Ashcroft likely to leave post
Dallas Morning News (subscription), TX - Nov 4, 2004
... 11, 2001, attacks. Stress was a factor in Ashcroft's health problems earlier this year that resulted in removal of his gall bladder. ...

[miss_kitty]

14. Mr Asscroft, tear down those curtains!

[FuzzySlippers]

19. It's Asscrotch, not Asscroft.

Let's accord him his full complement of naughty bits.

[meow2u3]

21. It's Asscrack, not Asscrotch

That's what HE shows when he bends over. :evilgrin:

[vajraroshana]

16. Let's hope not

he was just a liability.

[Robeson]

17. Unfortunately Moonbeam...

...I keep getting the eerie feeling that you may be right. As zealot and screwed up as Ashcroft was, he still had a Pentecostal code of ethics - hey, I realize thats an oxymoron. What keeps haunting me, is what if they got him out, so that they can get some Heinrich Himmler bureaucrat, who will gladly do whatever this regime wants. I didn't think it could get worse than Ashcroft, but you never know what these reptiles can come up with.

[jdots]

20. It's a frightening thought

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

22. Well that's what I have decided

this election and everything I've seen in the past four years has me convinced that, in the eyes of the bush administration, Ashcroft was TOO LIBERAL.

Yep.

I know that's a scary thought, but try to see him through totally PNAC, neocon-riddled eyes. He's not hard-core enough.

And he will be replaced with someone with political leanings closer to Satan. You know, to match up with Cheney.

[demnan]

23. Gonzales was predicted

as usual I can say I read it on DU first.

[DS1]

24. When the WH heard about soaring Eagles, they put one of these on the roof