5 Year Old Wins Nobel Peace Prize

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(AP) Seattle Wa.

Five year old, A.B. Countem was awarded the Nobel Prize for Peace for devising a fool-proof method of selecting between 2 candidates in the U.S. presidential election. When interviewed yesterday, he had this to say.

"It just baffled me how it could be so hard to select between 2 people for president. I went to bed thinking about it and just woke up with the solution dancing in my head."

When asked what the miracle solution was to this interminable problem, he replied, "You give the voter a choice between A or B and then count them. I suppose it might have come to me, because of my name, but I'm still not sure WHY a country that can put a man on the moon, explore the deepest parts of space and solve the riddle of the atom, couldn't figure it out."

"You see, you make your choice, and it is verified and counted BEFORE you leave the voting booth (NO spoiled ballots) and you are given a receipt with a secret code that you can later verify your vote is in the total of the master vote database, said A.B."

Asked how he was going to spend the one million dollar award for the Nobel Peace Prize, A.B. said, "I think I am going to work on a way to teach grown ups that if they destroy our Mother Earth in the name of greed, we won't have a place to live."