So Ann Coulter, satan incarnate, is coming to my college...

[WindRavenX]

And yes, many of the campus liberals will be attending her lecture for the sheer hillarity value and to bombard her with such questions as "how is it possible to live off of pure hated, ignorance, and air?" and other amusments.
What shirts should we wear?
We have our "Gay fine with Me" shirts, my "Don't Forget Poland" and the always popular "Fuck Bush" shirt :evilgrin:
Any suggestions?

[Jack Schitt]

1. Bombard her with pies.

That'll be sweet. :evilgrin:

[WindRavenX]

5. The College Republicans would nuke us

The president has connections to the Bush administration- it's why they're so goddamn loaded and the College Dems are, well, kinda poor...

[hinachan]

24. May I suggest a mass mooning?

Then at least they can't slap you all with a criminal damage charge, as they did to those poor guys in Tucson....

[WindRavenX]

26. I actually did thought to this

I was thinking writing "kiss my (D) Ass!"
Or is that too predictable?

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

2. Got your pies ready yet ?

[the Princess]

3. Cut it's dick off - cut it's dick off!!!!!!!

Make it a real woman! LOL

[JohnKleeb]

8. It will never be a real woman

:)

[the Princess]

13. You are correct

But you gotta cut it's dick off!

[JohnKleeb]

15. its always gonna be an it

But I agree :), and I like your idea about calling it, Mr. Coulter.

[hinachan]

16. We know it's "Man" Coulter!

Now the truth can be told:
http://www.straponvets.com/

For further hilarity, I've devoted a page of my site entirely to "her":
http://democratpride.tripod.com/coulter.html

Which says, in part:
You know, the more I look at Ann Coulter, the more convinced I am that "she" was actually born a man. I wondered what "she" would look like with "her" makeup removed, so I fired up my ArcSoft image program to find out. For good measure, I cropped out "her" long hair in the AFTER photo: (before and after images)

Jesus! Is that scary, or what? Note the square jaw, the shapeless lips...and of course, the ever-present Adam's apple. And look at the size of that ear...I've never seen an ear this big on any female creature that wasn't behind bars in a zoo!

[bvar22]

4. Don't forget the creme pies!

Stringy long blond wigs are only $10.00 at novelty and halloween stores. Maybe abuncha your friends could get them and taunt her?

[hinachan]

18. More "Man" Coulter beauty secrets

Aargh, I forgot to include this on my last post, from my "products we'd like to see page":

Ann Coulter Beauty Kit

Comes with everything you need, to be a GOP Über-babe, just like Ann. Blondes have more fun, honey, so fry those tresses with "Ann Coulter Bleach". Then get that Ann-tastic figure with Ann's exclusive "Nuclear-Strength Laxatives" and "Even Rush Limbaugh's Afraid To Pop These Babies!" super-powered diet pills. See these toothpick legs, defined ribs, and the skeletal wrists dangling from these sleeves? Now you can get 'em, too! Top it all off with "Eau de Coulter Parfum", rich with the scent of bile.

:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

6. hmmm what would I do

Ask her some amusing questions for sure,
Ahh yes
"Which do you prefer, being a guy or a woman"

[Kali]

7. I keep waiting for it to jump up and yell "gotchya!"

It has to be an act. It can't be a real human female. It must be a real person pretending to be an ugly hate filled psycho right wing nut job(I know, redundant) and one of these days it will come out and say "SUCKERS!" And then all the "fans" heads will explode. Won't it be great? I wonder when game will end.

[the Princess]

9. Hey every time one of you gets up to ask a question

Start by saying:

"Yes, Mr. Colter I would like to ask"...........

LMAO!!

[tuvor]

10. Satan incarnate? You're too kind.

She's not even worthy of being called a Wormwood.

Though she IS quite wormy.

[Zuni]

11. Ask her if she was born a man

Dress like you love Ann and ask her if she is a transsexual when you are called on!

[JohnKleeb]

12. haha you got a great point

[JohnKleeb]

14. well you can address it as sir

you know you gotta sound polite, thats a southern value to y'all :D, you could start by saying sir, I don't hate my country, what the fuck were you thinking when you said that.

[WindRavenX]

17. guys...I think ya'all should ease up on the gender thing

Yes it's hillarious, but I think that may not be the wisest thing to focus on :)

[JohnKleeb]

19. but you should be polite and say sir

:eyes: do they teach you no values in the north? where I came from, we address men as sir. You could always ask her, what her favorite joint is , I asked a kid that one time.

[LDS Jock]

20. organize protests just like the UVSC students did over Michael Moore

UVSC = Utah Valley State College. UVSC student organization asked him to come, wanting to bring another side to the conservative (to say the least) area. Protests were staged but it was too late to get the speaking fee back. To help, sean hannity :puke: came, waiving his own speaking fee (but not the $20,000 for his entourage and travel fees). Maybe you can get Michael Moore to come and balance things out up there at Boston College.

Oh, BTW. I love how you guys beat Notre Dame each year. I hate that team. :P

[WindRavenX]

22. yeah ND can blow me

I'm so goddamn sick with the ND love fest...

[planetwarming]

27. Shirt- 100,000 Dead But FREE Iraqis

eom

[TaleWgnDg]

21. I'd check out her credentials, first. Know who your enemy is . . .

she's bright, very bright. However, that doesn't mean she's well-adjusted. Know her soft spots. Brainstorm amongst those who will be attending. Write out some well-reasoned arguments . . . and hit her between the eyes.

Do have fun! My best regards . . . :hi:

edited to add: jesus. some of you have huge problems w/ misogyny. lighten up, huh? merely b/c a women is a pisshead doesn't mean you attack her gender per se!!

[WindRavenX]

25. That's what we intend to do

She may be smart, but her soul is dark and twisted.

[TaleWgnDg]

29. Yup, I agree . . . and have fun! n/t

[Tweed]

31. She has huge hands and looks like a man

[demodonkey]

23. Make the Pie Higher!

;-)

[devilgrrl]

28. Who's paying for this?

Because, it's a waste of money.

Have fun busting her anyway.

[JohnKleeb]

30. You could always get two people of the same sex to kiss

:shrug: that offends Mr. Coulter I bet.

[WindRavenX]

32. I would SO make out with another chick!

I've done that before at a gay rights rally in front of anti-gay rights asshats- some were so angry, some were...turned on :think:

[JohnKleeb]

34. and you'd turn a lot of guys on while youre at it

two birds with one stone :). Of course they were turned on, believe me, I am a guy, I know how we think, why do you think I have it on my top ten lists of turn ons, err, and I mean no offense but really its true.

[WindRavenX]

35. it's all good Kleeb

It was all part of the evil plan :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

36. I know its just some people may get offended by my bluntness

and you know those right wing dudes were turned on, do you notice that only the hardcore right wingers really bitch about lesbians, the right winger guys my age only talk about gay guys, hmmm you know why! its because like many guys our age, they're attracted to lesbians.

[amber dog democrat]

33. Pies at the ready

High Pie ! Make the Pie Higher.!!