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PROGRESSIVE1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 10:03 PM
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("Scarborough Country/Canticle")
Edited on Tue Nov-09-04 10:25 PM by PROGRESSIVE1
("Scarborough Country/Canticle")

(A Parody on "Scarborough Fayre/Canticle")

Are you goin' to scarborough Country? Coulter, Barr, Buchannan, and Lott
Remember Lori Klaustis who had died there, she once was an intern of mine

I lie like and idiotic jerk, Coulter, Barr, Buchannan, and Lott
Without facts nor much research work, Lori Klaustis was and intern of mine

I get an entire hour to spread venomous GOP lies, Coulter, Barr, Buchannan, and Lott
Between Norville and Hardball repeats, Lori Klaustis was and intern of mine

I get paid from the propaganda minister Karl Rove, Coulter, Barr, Buchannan, and Lott
And get paid in an offshore account/without taxes, Lori Klaustis was and intern of mine

Are you goin' to scarborough Country? Coulter, Barr, Buchannan, and Lott
I made sure Lori Klaustis had died there, she once was an intern of mine
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PROGRESSIVE1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 10:04 PM
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1. kick
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 10:04 PM
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2. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
Thank you.
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PROGRESSIVE1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 10:05 PM
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3. You're welcome! I'm glad you like it!
:)
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wanpete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 10:10 PM
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4. scarborough is a hate-filled, vile, sick man.
he has truly been vicious since the "win". He was kind of subdued when there was a chance for a K/E win. Now he is like a rabid dog. Why is he always calling in and not on screen. Is he at a trial, in jail or on dope?
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Gelliebeans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 10:16 PM
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5. kick
well done :thumbsup:
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Tesibria Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 10:17 PM
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6. ok.. for the clueless among us (i.e., me)
can someone fill in re: Lori Klaustis. I did a Google search, and the two articles that came up have been removed from their forums ...

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BoX o BooX Donating Member (643 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 10:18 PM
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7. That's Joe's Chandra Levy.
Dead intern in his office. He, of course, is blameless.
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libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 10:19 PM
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8. She worked for Congressman Scarborough and died under mysterious
circumstances in his offices.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 10:21 PM
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9. Damn you! I almost choked on my Tootsie Pop after the second
line. Laughing so hard I almost inhaled the damn thing into my lungs.

:D
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PROGRESSIVE1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 10:22 PM
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10. I'm glad to see you loved it!
:D
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 10:28 PM
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11. the ultimate tribute....you have forever altered the original S&G song.
:toast:


that is funny.
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