Please allow me to introduce myself

[ET Awful]

I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and grace
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moments of doubt in faith
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersberg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
What's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the Gods they made

I shouted out
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadors
Who get killed before they reached Bombay


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um baby, get down

Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!

Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, baby guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame

Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

[PSU84]

1. Allow me to introduce myself.

My name is Wile E. Coyote, genius.

[Joylaughter]

2. I was born

In a crossfire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain
but its all right now in fact its a gas
its all right I'm Jumping Jack Flash its a gas gas gas

I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across myt back

but its all right now in fact its a gas
its all right I'm Jumping Jack Flash its a gas gas gas

I was drowned I was washed up and left for dead
I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled
I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread
I was crowned yeah yeah with a spike right through my head
through my head

but its all right now in fact its a gas
its all right I'm Jumping Jack Flash its a gas gas gas

[BeatleBoot]

3. Beware of False Prophets

"Beware of false prophets that come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."
-- Jesus of Nazareth (Matthew, 7:15)

[Tom Kitten]

4. It's a "Perfect Mystery"

It's a perfect mystery
how becomes a tree a tree
but there's something telling me
that
nothing is for nothing is for
nothing is for only one lifetime
learning to be

Cops at the door
No cops at the door
Cops at the door
No cops at the door

What a surprise!
She looked in the cupboard
and found the eyes
in the suitcase

On the Isle of Everywhere
it becomes a man to share
all and everything he cares for
everyone is everybody else is
slowly melting themselves
together again

Look up in the air
The Octave Doctor's there!
And when he strokes his gong
Your middle eye comes on

What a surprise!
She looked around for Zero
But he'd lost his eyes
In a fruitcake

[darkstar]

8. You've had a cuppa tea or two

with the pothead pixies....

:smoke:

[EdTheGenYDem]

5. You stole My Line! n/t

[darkstar]

6. Thanks for that

Truly timely. But coupled w/ the pic, it'll steal the perma-grin right off your face....

:hi:

[Pithlet]

7. Nothing to do with your post, but I can't wait

until we get sigs back. I miss Quinn!

[Flaxbee]

9. yeah, yeah, just show me Quinn!

Stones, shmones. Quinn's where it's at, baby!