Oh LAAAAaaaaaaaaDIES! Guess who is available

[underpants]

US actor Burt Reynolds, seen here in 2001, has filed a lawsuit in Florida against his former girlfriend Pamela Seals, claiming she was trying to extort money from him(AFP/File)

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/us_people_reynolds

[devilgrrl]

1. That man has had the worst luck with women...

it's gotta be that toupee!

[underpants]

6. The what?

If what you are saying is true (who knows?) this could be the embarassing revelation she was threatening to tell. IF what you say is true.

[BiggJawn]

15. No he doesn't. *I* have the worst luck!

At least he got to bang Loni Anderson, Sally Field and Dinah Shore (when she was still a hottie)

I don't even come close.

[tjwash]

20. That's a toupee?

I thought it was a dead woodchuck.

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Oh Puke!

I'll pass, thanks. :hi:

[L84TEA]

3. not...so funny.

:puke:

[MsAnthropy]

4. EEWWWWWW! Crazy as a loon and his looks are completely gone!

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Maybe so, but you have to admit.

..he looked great in that Trans Am.

[matcom]

5. you have something against our Gay members?

huh?

HUH?????

what if THEY want some of that manmeat? WHY DO YOU DENY THEM THE RIGHT FOR SOME BURT-BURGER?

x(

[underpants]

8. Yes!!!

Not exactly!

[matcom]

9. then i say........

THE BURT-BURGER SHACK IS OPEN!!!!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

10. Ummmm, what could possibly embarass Burt?

like it will hurt his...ahem, career.

[stellanoir]

11. ohhh

pullease !

I just ate.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

12. Here's the truly scary part:

THAT PICTURE IS THREE YEARS OLD!!!!

AHHHH!!! RUN AWAY, RUn AWAY!!!

[redqueen]

13. hahahahahahahahaha

Oh, man... that's funny... burtburger.... LOL!

[Bossy Monkey]

14. His! toupee! is! thinning! (What's the abbrev for laughing 'til I cry?) nt

[Dora]

16. I'm a sucker for silver hair

I'll oppose prevailing sentiment and say I think he's lookin' pretty good. Never thought much of him when I was a kid, but these days I'm a sucker for receding hairlines and silver heads.

[redqueen]

19. I'm all for silver hair and receding hairlines...

the black eyebrows / moustache -- that I don't get.

[the Princess]

17. Does anyone really care??

I'm waiting for Pete Townshend to drop his little girly toy! Then it's off to England for me. LOL

[WindRavenX]

18. Um, I think I'll pass

Thanks...I think :crazy:

[gollygee]

21. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

No thanks, I'm saving myself for Ewan McGregor. Should he ever become available. And should I ever become available. At the same time.

[niwi]

22. ick. double ick. nm

[Book Lover]

23. Yeah, we're lining up (nm)

[jdots]

24. He looks great for 137 years old

he could pass for 125 anyday.........who dumped him this time ?

[Midlodemocrat]

25. I have to tell you

I have been laughing about this post all night, and now all morning. The way you posted it was just too funny.

[underpants]

26. Thanks

I try.