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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 03:12 PM Original message |
Post a dumb joke. Anything you've got. |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 03:13 PM Response to Original message |
1. A horse walks into a bar... |
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Lerkfish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 03:18 PM Response to Reply #1 |
8. A man finds a talking dog... |
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signmike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 11:34 AM Response to Reply #8 |
60. Another man, another dog |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 03:29 PM Response to Reply #1 |
12. Hey, the classics are ALWAYS the finest! nt |
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motely36 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 03:13 PM Response to Original message |
2. Ask me if I'm a tree |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 03:14 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Are you a tree? |
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motely36 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 03:15 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. NO!!!! |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 03:29 PM Response to Reply #6 |
13. It worked for me, too! nt |
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Lerkfish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
3. a joke on my repuke neighbor... |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 03:30 PM Response to Reply #3 |
14. ROFLMAO! |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 06:23 PM Response to Reply #3 |
48. WOW! LOL! That one made my day! |
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InternalDialogue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
5. How do you catch a unique rabbit? |
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flygal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 03:16 PM Response to Original message |
7. A bear walks into a bar.... |
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InternalDialogue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 03:18 PM Response to Original message |
9. A gorilla walks into a malt shop. |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 03:31 PM Response to Reply #9 |
15. I remember it as a kangaroo and a martini, but the classics always |
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clydefrand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
10. Cowboy joke...not * |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 03:32 PM Response to Reply #10 |
16. LOL! nt |
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Blue_State_Elitist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
11. What were the two hardest years of *'s life? |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 03:33 PM Response to Reply #11 |
17. Not anymore, I hope... |
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mdmc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 03:53 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. knock, knock |
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motely36 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 03:54 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. who's there |
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mdmc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 04:06 PM Response to Reply #20 |
23. scott |
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mdmc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 04:31 PM Response to Reply #23 |
33. scott who? |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
18. since we seem to be leaning towards animals |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 04:00 PM Response to Reply #18 |
21. LOL! nt |
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Dzimbowicz (911 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 04:01 PM Response to Original message |
22. What did the fish say when it bumped its head? |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
24. Whad did the man say when his cat was run over by a steamroller? |
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neebob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
25. As it happens, I heard a dumb joke about an hour ago |
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signmike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 04:58 PM Response to Reply #25 |
34. Blame |
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neebob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 05:02 PM Response to Reply #34 |
36. Oh! |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 06:26 PM Response to Reply #36 |
50. See...Baptists won't admit to drinking... |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 06:47 PM Response to Reply #50 |
53. That sort of goes along with this one: |
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signmike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 11:10 AM Response to Reply #53 |
55. Hey -- |
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Atlas Mugged (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 04:16 PM Response to Original message |
26. Q. What's red & white and goes, "Put-put-put"? |
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LiberteToujours (737 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 04:17 PM Response to Original message |
27. What did the 0 say to the 8? |
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vinnievin777 (735 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 04:19 PM Response to Original message |
28. Never put your cat in the washer |
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NYC Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
29. Ooooh, I got one! |
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BlueStateGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
30. What do you get when you cross ans elephant and a Rhino? |
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vinnievin777 (735 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
31. Top ten things that deserve to get you smacked during spring break |
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pdx_prog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
32. Where does Dragon Milk come from? |
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indigobusiness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 05:02 PM Response to Original message |
35. If this doesn't make you laugh out loud... |
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LiberteToujours (737 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 05:15 PM Response to Reply #35 |
40. Is that staged?? |
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indigobusiness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 05:22 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. It's |
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signmike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
37. What did the ocean say |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
38. String. |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 11:30 AM Response to Reply #38 |
59. heheh |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 12:04 PM Response to Reply #59 |
62. yeah... * 'fraid not * --or-- * frayed knot * |
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Buddyblazon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
39. Hear about the guy with 5 dicks? |
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CornField (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 05:38 PM Response to Original message |
42. Why don't rethugs sunbathe? |
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bettyellen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
43. man and his talking dog named peabody walk into a bar........ |
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helnwhls (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 05:53 PM Response to Original message |
44. how do you make a kleenex dance |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 06:18 PM Response to Original message |
45. Who is "Super-Chicken's" alter-ego?? |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
46. why can't Helen Keller have kids? |
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FeelinGarfunkelly (294 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 07:14 PM Response to Reply #46 |
86. Reminds me of another Helen Keller joke |
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jdots (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 06:22 PM Response to Original message |
47. George Bush |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
49. why don't baptists believe in pre-marital sex? |
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DiverDave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
51. A HHHavaad joke. |
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signmike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 11:23 AM Response to Reply #51 |
58. a Preposition |
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warrens (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 12:23 PM Response to Reply #51 |
65. Stolen from Prairie Home companion |
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DiverDave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 06:38 PM Response to Original message |
52. Why did the punk rocker cross the road? |
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vinnievin777 (735 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 06:55 PM Response to Original message |
54. Neil, Jeb and George are three brothers walking through a graveyard |
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jus_the_facts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 11:15 AM Response to Original message |
56. What's silent and smells like worms...... |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 11:17 AM Response to Original message |
57. Three Blondes Walk Into A Bank |
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MissMarple (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
61. How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 12:15 PM Response to Original message |
63. OK |
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signmike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 03:17 PM Response to Reply #63 |
74. LOL ! |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
64. What's Brown and Sticky? |
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signmike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 03:18 PM Response to Reply #64 |
75. Sticks Float |
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Jeff in Cincinnati (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 01:28 PM Response to Original message |
66. So this guy buys a talking parrot... |
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stlchic (272 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
67. An atom walks into a bar... |
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stlchic (272 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
68. A priest, a rabbi, and a baptist minister walk into a bar... |
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democracyindanger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 01:42 PM Response to Original message |
69. A dog bites a blind man |
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pdx_prog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
70. From PHC |
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On the Road (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 02:08 PM Response to Original message |
71. Why Do Chicken Coops Have Two Doors? |
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southernlad (365 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 02:53 PM Response to Original message |
72. These are all so funny. I can't stop laughing. |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 06:29 PM Response to Reply #72 |
83. That's why I posted this thread, I can't tell a joke either! nt |
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signmike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
73. 3 Ex Wives |
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LuCifer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 03:26 PM Response to Original message |
76. How did W have his right index finger broken? |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 03:33 PM Response to Original message |
77. I told Jenna she needs to watch her drinking |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
78. What's the difference between Iraq and Vietnam |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
79. a Californian, a Kentuckian and an Oregonian are out riding. |
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signmike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 07:36 PM Response to Reply #79 |
87. In an airplane |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 04:04 PM Response to Original message |
80. what's worse than a sick cat on your piano? |
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Glenda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 06:16 PM Response to Original message |
81. A Texas man... |
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Padraig18 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
82. Why is 6 afraid of 7? |
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KFC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 06:43 PM Response to Original message |
84. What is Irish and Sits on the Porch? |
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achtung_circus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 06:56 PM Response to Original message |
85. With apologies, don't flame me. |
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signmike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 07:47 PM Response to Original message |
88. High Roller |
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