Post them here: The most sacchrine sweet term of endearment you know:

[JimmyJazz]

I just called The Nation "pookie bear" :P That's pretty sappy!

[Dukakis88]

1. Whore of Babylon

[MallRat]

2. Bushie.

:puke:

[JimmyJazz]

3. That's not going to get you too far with anyone here - I hope you

are already spoken for!

[MallRat]

6. Hey, you didn't say it had to be a term that I would actually use.

And saccharine sweet? Bushie definitely qualifies.

Excuse me.

:puke:

-MR

[BoX o BooX]

4. My Little Bottle Cap

I used to call the ex-Mrs. BooX this... got it from the soft-porn "Flesh Gordon."

[short bus president]

5. "asshat"

It sounds a little mean, sure, but if you think about the anatomical geometry involved in actually achieving one, it's really very sweet.

:P

[JimmyJazz]

7. you had better run away --

Guess what, that's going to be my new term of endearment for you!

No matter what people post, that's what they get called by me from here on out! :P

[GOPisEvil]

8. Any term made of fake words that rhyme...

Like schmoopie woopie. :scared:

[JimmyJazz]

10. Did you not see post #5, Schmoopie woopie?

:P

[GOPisEvil]

12. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!

:P

[JimmyJazz]

17. and, I'm telling all your friends, too

:P

[GOPisEvil]

18. Damn! I knew having friends would come back to haunt me!

:P

[belladonna]

9. Honeybunch

I like to stick to a simple babe or sweetie... or if I'm in the right mood, slaveboy works nicely :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

11. I'm glad to see you are still here and, yes "slaveboy"

does have a nice ring to it!

[short bus president]

13. "Slaveboy asshat"

Now THERE'S a kick-ass band name if I ever heard one...

[belladonna]

14. I decided to stick around

Screw the bastids :evilgrin:

[short bus president]

15. me first!

:P

[belladonna]

20. I never thought of you as a bastid

But I'll take that under consideration :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

16. Yeah for you! Don't evah let the bastids win!

[MrScorpio]

19. Whenever, I call my Wife "Baby Cakes"

She melts

[no_hypocrisy]

21. Honey Lambchop

[DS1]

22. "Where's my dinner?" just about sums it up for you..

:7

[JimmyJazz]

23. Oooh - you sure are a sweet talker, aren't you...

btw - that really didn't work so well.

[DS1]

26. Stay on target...

[JimmyJazz]

28. is that really you? And, did you grow that beard to cover something?

[DS1]

30. You can be my Gold Leader anytime

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a Death Star to fly into.

[jukes]

24. "sweetcheex"

i like to talk dirty, though.

[JimmyJazz]

32. I'd heard that about you already!

;)

[Tweed]

25. Schwoopy!

[miss_kitty]

27. asshat

no i mean kittenlips. that's it. kitten lips. but I still haven't had my 2nd cup of coffee

[short bus president]

33. Well, that's just

all sortsa nasty in its own way, now innit? Careful with that steaming cup o' go-juice, asshat. ;-)

[miss_kitty]

36. i MEANT 'kittenlips'! dammit

sheesh!:shrug:

but you are right about that-"hey asshat, how 'bout givin' me some of your special asshat lovin'?" Not. sexy. at. all.

[short bus president]

37. Yes, yes, I know.

They hurled a gutterball when they connected my neurons.

But actual kitten lips? That's not the pinnacle of dead-sexy, either, you know. With all the "God kills a kitten everytime" threads I've read in the Lounge, I think I may have developed a performance-inhibiting guilt complex around that word.

[JimmyJazz]

41. Kitten lips is worse than Asshat?

Good grief! You've got all the beers in a six pack, but you seem to be missing the little plastic thingy that holds them together! :P

[short bus president]

45. I think I explained the noble and truly sweet sentiment

underlying my choice of "asshat" as an appropriate term of endearment. Maybe it's the inclusion of a curse-word that's disturbing you? There's always "rectumhelmet," or "buttocksfez" or some such if you prefer.

And DUH! Everyone knows you eat the little plastic thingy first!

[miss_kitty]

49. how 'bout

filthy gorgeous? listening to scissor sisters right now.

Filthy/Gorgeous
by Scissor Sisters

"When you're walkin' down the street
And the man tries to get your business
And the people that you meet
Want to open you up like Christmas
You gotta wrap your fuzzy with a big red bow
ain't no sum bitch gonna treat me like a ho
I'm a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess

Cuz you're filthy Oooh, and I'm gorgeous:||
You're disgusting Oooh, and you're nasty
And you can grab me oooh, cuz you're nasty

When you're runnin' from a trick
And you trip on a hit of acid
You gotta work for the man
But your biggest moneymakers' flaccid
You gotta keep your shit together
With your feet on the ground
There ain't no one gonna listen
if you haven't made a sound
You're an acid junkie college flunky dirty puppy daddy bastard

Cuz you're filthy Oooh, and I'm gorgeous:||
You're disgusting Oooh, and you're nasty
And you can grab me oooh, cuz you're nasty"


actually Some Great pet names here....

[short bus president]

52. YES!

That'll do nicely, as it describes me to a tee. Mostly. I mean, hell, 1 outta 2 ain't bad, right?

Actually, I've always thought that "filth" and "flarn" would be cute pet-names. For people or for pets.

[JimmyJazz]

55. Hey asshat - don't put YES in your subject line without

posting the cartoon guy - I have no idea who he is, but he sure is cute!

:P

[short bus president]

58. En que cosa hablas las nonsencias?

You mean the typewriter getting molested? Hey, whatever floats yer boat, babe:

[JimmyJazz]

61. no - the dude holding his fists tight and saying YES

try again

[short bus president]

65. Gotcha. You mean Quagmire. Glen Quagmire.

But you need to just go ahead and admit you were aroused by the "molested cartoon typewriter" pic. :P

[JimmyJazz]

70. oh most indoobitabely!

:P

[miss_kitty]

47. I know . Kittenlips are really only nice

on kittens. :(

[short bus president]

62. I kinda like 'em

on rye.

<rimshot>

[bettyellen]

72. kittenlips is pretty good.. does it mean they are furry though?

[JohnKleeb]

29. suga

oh that was bad.

[FuzzySlippers]

31. Snookums

[Dan-W]

34. Goofball.

Or "banana brain".

[JimmyJazz]

35. If you insist - see post number 7 please n/t

[Dan-W]

40. Dear 101, you make me feel right at home. n/t

[JimmyJazz]

43. My pleasure, Banana Brain

[Dan-W]

51. OH, wait!!!! NO! I meant Goofball!

Shit....

[JimmyJazz]

54. okay - Goofball it is!

Shouldn't you be watching football, Goofball?

[Dan-W]

59. I am.

On NFL.com, baby! What game score you want???

-Goofball

[ScreamingMeemie]

38. Honey baby sugar cakes...

Ouch, my teeth hurt now...or is it my fingers...?

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

50. Yeah, I think I need a shot of insuline 'bout now

:hi:

[lpbk2713]

39. "Sweetie Pie"

Somehow sounds a little condescending to me.

[SarahB]

42. No one has ever given me a sappy name!

:cry:

Well, not entirely. Sorta kinda.

[JimmyJazz]

44. I'll give you one:

"muffin" or "sweetie-kins" - you decide

[SarahB]

46. I like muffin.

:D
There's this perpetual "Baby" thing I have with someone, but that's not too nauseating. I kind of like it in fact.

With my kids, I'm terrible about that stuff. "Punchkin Munchkin", "my little wubby", "punkin' munkin", and other sorts of odd things. Most be my inner southerner. I've never had a partner that liked it, so I always had to watch myself it seemed. In my next incarnation.... :D

[Lady Effingbroke]

48. "Punky Bunky". "Pooter Pie".

:puke: A (now-divorced) couple I know used to call each other these "terms of endearment." Perhaps one of the reasons for the divorce.

[short bus president]

56. Sure, but then how much of a turn-on is

"hey Lady!"

Oh... OK, nevermind. Michael Diamond assures me it's cromulent. ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

57. that usually works for me!

[short bus president]

60. Oh, you - yer no LADY!

Yer a cuddly little ass and a brick-shithouse-cum-nuclear-fallout-shelter all rolled into one marvelous bundle of bones, flesh, and other assorted goo! You magnificent buttocksfez, you!

:*

[JimmyJazz]

63. why, thank you asshat - that's the nicest thing anyone

has said about me in quite some time - I think :shrug:

[short bus president]

66. Do I need to repeat it for you, En Espanyanglish?

Tu eres un burro muy cuddly-o y un casacaca de ladrillos cum abrigo nuclear del polvillo radiactivo rodado en uno seniorita atractiva de carne y huesos y "goo."

[JimmyJazz]

67. Still not finding the "pet" name in all that, but I sure appreciate

the sentiment :loveya:

[flygal]

53. "woogy"

[Torrey Pines]

64. Mercurius

is mon feu mou.

[the Princess]

68. WelI call the Mister.....

*The Big Fuzzy*

Nevermind why! :)

[BlueHandDuo]

69. Poopsie-poo...

...No, wait. That was our baby word for passing gas.

[indigobusiness]

71. Love bunion

My little garbanzo bean