What pick-up line should I use tomorrow night?
brainshrub
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
Thu Nov-04-04 11:02 PM
Original message
Poll question: What pick-up line should I use tomorrow night?
These are some of the dumbest mixed with some nice zingers. Which one should I use? Please add suggestions.
TlalocW
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
Thu Nov-04-04 11:07 PM
Response to Original message
1. All those pale in comparison to...
You remind me of a 20-pound bass. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you. TlalocW
Endangered Specie
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
Thu Nov-04-04 11:11 PM
Response to Original message
2. Shouldnt that be the mother who has sex with the carrot...
anatomically speaking :evilgrin: I gotta stop watching porn ;)
LibLover
(248 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
Thu Nov-04-04 11:20 PM
Response to Original message
"I want to know if you washed your clothes in Windex, because I can see myself in your pants!"
WannaJumpMyScooter
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
Thu Nov-04-04 11:27 PM
Response to Original message
4. And.... That's a nice dress (outfit, whatever) it sure would look
good crumpled up on my bedroom floor.
brainshrub
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
Thu Nov-04-04 11:35 PM
Response to Reply #4
5. Ah, an oldie but goodie.
BlueJazz
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
Fri Nov-05-04 12:33 AM
Response to Original message
6. Pull my finger Ok...how about...
..I just got out of prison and haven't had sex in 6 years, would you like to meet for coffee sometime?
DU
AdBot (1000+ posts)
Fri May 03rd 2024, 01:22 AM
Response to Original message
Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators
Important Notices: By participating on this discussion
board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules
page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the
opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent
the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.