I have heard rumors.

[Racenut20]

That someone is putting up poles in the town square of Salem Ma, and collecting underbrush (funded by the save the forest campaign) in order to burn abortionists and gays at the stake.

Quite possibly also firing up the hearth in his fathers blacksmith shop at the Hoover library in West Branch, Iowa to forge some branding irons in the shape of an A.

But who believes rumors.

[name not needed]

1. I hear theres rumors on the uh, internets.

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Did you hear that on the internets?

:scared:

[Mr_Spock]

3. The branding iron isn't in the shape of a "W" ?

[Bertha Venation]

4. If true, I will visit my family, put my affairs in order, and volunteer.

eom

[MallRat]

5. You're being silly. Alleged abortionists and gays get due process.

First, they weigh them down with stones. Then they throw them into the river.

If they float, they're guilty. If they drown, then they're innocent.

-MR