I'm Canadian. And available. Ask me anything.

[Not a robought]

[telex54]

1. What's the weather like up there right now? n/t

[Not a robought]

7. it's mild in Vancouver, no rain today

and 3 degrees Celsius right now. Sorry not sure of the Fahrenheit conversion.

[UL_Approved]

16. I got a proposition

I live in Montana. We voted for Bush, but went Democratic for in-state offices. If we go all the way in 2006, invade us. We will give you all the nukes that sit in silos around here. By itself, Montana is in the top four largest nuclear states in the world. Have a ball.

[Not a robought]

18. Wow, I never knew that

Canada arming itself with nuclear weapons sounds interesting... well it'll definitely keep Calgary, Ralph Klein and Quebec in line.

[Brundle_Fly]

22. HEY!

hey there are liberals in calgary too.

[Not a robought]

25. and you've got great women. Ahhhh...

loved my trips to Calgary.

[UL_Approved]

24. Haven't been keeping up,

how's old Ralphie doing these days? Becoming the little Fascist like we expect him to be?

Now here's some insight that just popped into my head. This IS like WWII. We are Germany, the U.K. is Japan, and Canada is Italy. I mean come on, isn't Klein just like Mussolini? A hapless, second-rate dictator with no respect from the others? Am I wrong?

[Not a robought]

28. Same old Ralph

He's just fine.

MMMMMMM, banana cream pie.

[Brundle_Fly]

29. Ralph called an election

Proclaimed himself more liberal than "new conservative"

oh and his mom just passed so he is taking the week off.

[UL_Approved]

44. That's what I love about Canada

Civil disobedience so thick you can taste it (lemon meringue, of course).

[Sannum]

2. If you are a guy,

Will you marry me? I need to get out of this country:)

[aquart]

3. You're going to be sooooooooooooo popular.

[Not a robought]

9. the ad's already up on eBay

Kidding.

[ogradda]

4. he's male

i checked for ya:P

[Bluebear]

23. Doesn't matter, Canada has same sex marriages

And they haven't collapsed into hell yet, go figure.

[Not a robought]

21. In sickness and in health?

I'd marry all of you. <----Don't take this literally freep lurkers, (not a polygamist).

[ogradda]

5. i REALLY like that map

a LOT.

[Biased Liberal Media]

6. I like that

Just showed it to Mr. BLM and he laughed at it.

[still_one]

8. How difficult is it to immigrate to Canada?

[Not a robought]

11. It depends on how you come.

As valid as it is, political refugee ain't going to cut it.

[still_one]

19. What if my wife still is a British Citizen from Hong Kong

[Not a robought]

20. Even though Canada was in the British Commonwealth

it doesn't grant automatic entry coming from another Commonwealth state.

[Willy Lee]

50. What if half of your family is from Canada?

My Dad was born in BC and all of his brothers and sisters still live there, tho he is now a US citizen. Will this get me in any easier?

[ogradda]

10. how much are

canadian i.d.'s going for these days?

[4morewars]

12. Got maple syrup ?

Dude, i fuckin LOVE the map !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Not a robought]

15. On fresh waffles in the morning

MMMMMMMM

[4morewars]

17. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, waffle runoff

I made the map as my new desktop ! I am also going to send to all my friends, as I'm sure they could use the laugh.
Thanks bro, peace !

[Q3JR4]

13. If you're a guy,

are you gay? I'm looking to relocate.

:hi:

[Not a robought]

14. Not gay

Sorry. But unlike the welfare states, we don't care.

[Robeson]

26. Can we come live with you? Pretty please!

[Not a robought]

27. Sure, bring your skis

but promise not to bring up the president who's name shall not be mentioned here.

[FuseONE]

30. awesome map!

it just became my desktop for my work PC :)

[huellewig]

31. Lets cut out the BS.

What would your hand in marraige cost me? I'm poor, so I could provide back-rubs for the rest of your life and $2000 US dollars for fake vows. I could swing that. The same goes for HEyHEY, but I would wear latex gloves during the back rubbing..

[SoCalDem]

33. Poor Hey-Hey

:)

But maybe he has a latex fetish..ever think of THAT????

[huellewig]

36. Thats why..

I carry hot glue covered latex gloves diped in broken Windows ME CD's. That way he can bitch about blue screens and drivers while I thrash his back. It is a win-win..

[HEyHEY]

49. Yeah!

Ever think of that?

[Not a robought]

35. Not even a drive-in movie date? A dinner?

Ah, screw it. I'm a sucker for the backrub, let's go. Can we put the $2000 on the nicest mattress that money will buy?

[German-Lefty]

32. I was tring to figuar out how to draw a similar map.

I didn't think of joining Canada though. Cool.

Can California succeed? Texas has the right, since we joined the union willingly. California was part of Texas back then.

I'm in Germany. Most people here are sain. Everyone has been really comforting after this last election. Only 2% of Germans aprove of Bush. That's about how many neonazis there are here too.

[ScreamingMeemie]

34. Excellent graphic!!!

:hi:

[SoCalDem]

37. Jesusland resembles the shape of texas..only with a "hangy-down"

appropriate..:)

[JVS]

38. Do you have a sister?

And is she available?

[Not a robought]

39. Yes and no, she's been hooked up solidly for years.

[MagickMuffin]

40. I love it up there

I had the privilege of getting to visit there back in '98. I was there for about a month. I felt like I was home. Being from Texas really made me want to live up there.

I explored a lot of the islands between Vancouver, and Vancouver Island. Flew into Vancouver and stayed a couple days, but then we went to the US to visit a friend. Stayed in Victoria, that is a beautiful city. Then went over to Salt Spring Island, stayed at Daffodil Cove. Went up to Quadra Island didn't get to explore that one much. Stayed at Denman Island at a neat B&B very nice couple hosted our visit. Then onward to Gabriola Island, met a real neat guy while waiting for a ferry. He had a little music production studio.
It was so cool to see harbor seals and exotic starfish, bald eagles. I got to experience 2 bald eagles when I explored Qualicum Falls when they flew by at head level.

Now I've gone and done it got myself all worked up and homesick. I'll have to dig out my video tapes and reminisce. That should cheer me up while making me more homesick!ARRRRR

I think I might be your long lost sister. Remember when Mom had to give me up for adoption? And I got stuck here in redneck land. Surely you must remember that, although that was a long time ago!

If you need a graphic artist or video editor, keep me in mind.

[MsConduct]

41. Just one question....

available for what? Just kidding. The real question is, what's the currency exchange, USD to Canadian money (dollars?)?
Thanks!


Peace

[Not a robought]

43. $1 USD now gets $1.20 CDN

on http://www.xe.com the Canadian dollar has raised in value against the American, mostly due to how the American dollar has been performing in money markets.

[MsConduct]

51. Thanks for the info. n/t

[Atlas Mugged]

42. Is the Iberian Cafe...

...still on Kings Highway? Best cataplana on earth.

[kayell]

45. Will you adopt me? I can be your gay 47 yr old daughter.

I'm a great cook, and I'll make your garden look fabulous.

[Mr_Spock]

46. LOL - very funny

:D

[KamaAina]

47. Please add Hawai'i to the United States of Canada

we actually had our shot back in the 1880s when we were still an independent country. A Canadian named Ashford was pushing Confederation as an alternative to being swallowed up by, um, Jesusland.

We do have direct flights to Vancouver. I was discussing this yesterday with yvr girl. You two wanna fight over me? :-) (That'd be a first!!!)

[kayell]

48. I saw a map yesterday with HI as the Tropic of Canada

[PatGund]

52. Dang it......

Now I'm missing Vancouver.

Ooh....Skytrain. Seabus. Wondering what exactly is in a Tim Horton's doughnut. Gastown. Getting lost inside Metrotown. Stanley Island. Lions Gate Bridge. Cactus Club Cafe.

And above all, the arms of my sweetie.

Grumble.....

Dang it. San Diego doesn't feel like home anymore.

[livinginphotographs]

53. What would you like me to ask you aboot?

n/t