Lots of Knotts

[Lautremont]

I just sent this email to my friends:



Are you SICK, DEPRESSED, WORRIED and a little bit SCARED at the Thought of Another Four Years of Monkeybrain?

Did the American Electorate DISAPPOINT You?

Do You Feel as Though you've been KICKED in the GUTS by a SOUTHERN CRACKER?

Then you need... LOTS of KNOTTS!

Four - count them - four HILARIOUS FEATURES starring AMERICA'S FAVOURITE FUNNYMAN, Mr. Don Knotts!

THE GHOST AND MR. CHICKEN!!!!!!

THE RELUCTANT ASTRONAUT!!!!!!

THE SHAKIEST GUN IN THE WEST!!!!!

THE LOVE GOD?!!!!!

All Presented in their ORIGINAL ASPECT RATIOS!!!!!

A DUSK 'TILL DAWN show! Can't stay for all four? See three! Two! Even only one will help SOOTHE your SOUL!!!

Where: (_________________)

When: Friday, November 5, 7 PM!

Bring some snacks and beverages if you like! Bring a loved one, or a friend!

BE HERE FOR THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME EXPERIENCE!!!!!

Your Knott-y Host will be.... (_________)!!!!

Hope to See You There!



I recommend that all of you in DU land do roughly the same thing, if you can find this Don Knotts DVD. All the classics are there! It'll make you feel a tiny bit better, I'm sure.