Bluto & Otter: what is OUR futile & stupid gesture folks?

[Hell Hath No Fury]

D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
Bluto: What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT!

Okay DUers, what's it gonna be? What's our really futile and stupid gesture gonna be????

My favorites: I wanna see George W. Bush's inaugural limo dripping with egg as it pulls up at the grandstand. I wanna see ten thousand "moons" along the parade route. Hell, I'm 44 years old and never "mooned" anyone -- I think it's high time! I wanna send him a picture of a Kerry/Bruce sized crowd all flipping the finger as an inaugural present.

WE NEED A REALLY FUTILE AND STUPID GESTURE -- what's it gonna be????

Hell

[Blue_Tires]

1. we all streak through the acceptance speech!!

[Willy Lee]

2. Count me in!

We are by far the more creative, intelligent, resilient and humorous party.

This fucking situation is begging for some of that creativity.

Otter: Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.

[LiberalEsto]

3. Excellent! Just the ticket!

But keep thinking. You're not getting anywhere NEAR the limo with eggs this time, thanx to Homeland Security.

And it's seriously too cold in DC on Jan. 20 to streak or moon, unless you enjoy pneumonia.

Car decorated as deathmobile birthday cake? Been done.
Marbles on the parade route? Security will prevent it.

let's see what else we can come up with.


-- an ex-Yippie

[Willy Lee]

4. kicking for smiles

[RevCheesehead]

5. a giant cake through the inauguration parade saying "EAT ME"