Any Cute Female Duers

[Guy_Montag]

If you want a visa for the UK, I'll marry you (as long as I get conjugal rights). :evilgrin:

Edit: I also come complete with soft Scottish accent, kilt & cyclists legs.

[Phillycat]

1. Tell me about yourself.

[Guy_Montag]

7. Well...

I'm 27, well educated, and am willing to use people's suffering for my own ends. :evilgrin:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

34. Damn, WAY too young for me

Do you have any middle-aged friends?

[short bus president]

2. Dude.

I'll get the operation, and you'll never know the difference. Gimme a shot, at least!

Please?

[YDogg]

6. My thoughts ...

... exactly. :bounce:

[Guy_Montag]

10. Not sure that's legal here yet...

even after an op, hopefully soon though.

[GingerSnaps]

3. What part of the UK?

Do you have any more friends that might want to do the same thing?

[Guy_Montag]

8. Durham,

It's in the north east, near Newcastle.

University town, with a pretty cathedral.

[GingerSnaps]

14. Your near a University?

That would be perfect.

[Guy_Montag]

23. I work in a university

there's nothing in the town except the uni (well, the prison too).

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. i think i am just going back to india.

[DrWeird]

11. Can I come?

I've always wanted to see India.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

22. yes you are more than welcome

[7th_Sephiroth]

33. take me with you

*holds onto your leg*

[Hello_Kitty]

5. What's the job market like there?

[Guy_Montag]

12. It's supposed to be good,

but I suspect it's not as good as the govt. pretends.

[Mom_and_Dad]

15. Job Market in India is probably alot like it used to be here

Oh, maybe 5 to 10 years ago. I mean with all of the outsourcing the Indians
are inline to become almost like the second middle class of America. Doing
our jobs just not here.

Don't get me wrong. I think it is a great deal for them. It just kinda sucks for
people who have been doing their thing for the corporation and then suddenly
discover that they can't pay for their children's braces, college, shoes, mortgage,
etc.

Cheers, If that is possible on this day,

Brian.

[Cobalt Violet]

9. What age range we you considering?

[Guy_Montag]

13. What have you got? n/t

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

16. You are too funny!

Thanks I need a laugh today!

[Lavender Brown]

17. How soon can I get on the plane?

[GingerSnaps]

20. Hes mine I saw him first

LOL

[Lavender Brown]

21. Would you commit bigamy for a chance at freedom?

:)

[GingerSnaps]

24. Mormons

Bigamy would work because It would give me a break to study :evilgrin:

[Guy_Montag]

26. Why the hell not,

as long as I get those all important conjugal rights.

[GingerSnaps]

18. Do you have any relatives or friends

That are willing to do the same thing?

[Guy_Montag]

25. I might set up a website

or try

http://love.lycos.co.uk/lovelycos/

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

19. LOL

Thanks Guy ;)

I'd take you up on the offer, but as it stands right now... I've got to make the best of America and finish getting a college degree before I go anywhere :)

[VelmaD]

27. But...but...but...

I thought I was your best girl. *pout* Is this all just a plot to get us to jello-wrestle for your affections? ;)

[Guy_Montag]

28. Well you can be number one in my harem...

but fair's fair - I can look after more than one girl. :evilgrin:

And it's my moral duty too.

[Phillycat]

29. What do you look like?

Yeah, I'm shallow, what of it?

[Guy_Montag]

30. Hey, have a look at my ad:

http://love.lycos.co.uk/lovelycos/personal/personal.jsp?id=al1977uk

it's got my pic - a better one than the one in the DU gallery

[Phillycat]

32. Hmm, not bad.

I'm taking it under advisement.

[Avalux]

31. I'm in the DU photo album

what do you look like? If you're really, really hot, I'll consider it. :hi: