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Unperson 309 Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 11:18 PM
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Know how, when you're REALLY hurt, Morphine won't get you high?
Well, I've had two shotglasses worth of Everclear (in Arizona Stress Rx tea) and I'm fucking STONE COLD SOBER!

Yeah, it hurts that bad. With the equivalent of a sixpack or so in me, I could walk a line, touch my nose, etc... pass ANY field sobriety test...

Two ounces of 180 proof and it only takes the *edge* off! I'm known as a lightweight WRT booze, too. Two beers and I'm out for the count. This is bad.

Shit.

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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 11:23 PM
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1. Switch to Tequila
It's working for me.

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