What was your dog bred for?

[dolo amber]

My dog is a pug. Which apparently is Chinese for "violates human-pet boundary by inserting face into crotch at every available opportunity".

Yes. "Lap dog" indeed. :D

[baldguy]

1. Eating, sleeping & pooping

[CO Liberal]

19. Mine, too!!!!!

:-)

[Not Me]

2. Mine is a pomeranian, named Louis, as in Vuiton.

He's priveleged, and he knows it.

[MrScorpio]

4. Poms are evil, vicious animals

Meaner than pit bulls, chows, dobies and rotties put together

They're like mean on a stick

[DS1]

3. Disembowelment, decapitation, gastric bypasses, and other

nasty operations towards critters.

He's a dog because he keeps my feet warm at night.

[greblc]

5. Basset Hound

Hunting Small Game and smelling like Rotten Cheese.

[medeak]

6. golden retriever & Cavalier spaniel

golden thinks she's bred to be lap dog like 9lb cavalier..she weighs 100 lbs tho.

[short bus president]

7. My dogs were bred to be smooshed on

but in a kinder way than the road bagels.

;-)

[dolo amber]

8. And only in the rear

God knows they're smooshed in the front enough. :D

[arwalden]

9. ShihTzu... Purpose In Life: Pillow Decorations.

[Bunny]

10. I have a Pug too.

She was bred to be absolutely adorable. Oh, and bark at every tiny little thing. :crazy:

My Golden Retriever appears to be just big and dumb, but with a heart of gold, or course!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. herding cats

They are not amused.

[miss_kitty]

17. I love Cat herders!

They crack me up!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. Cookie, one of the cats, gets even....

by rubbing up against his butt when he's trying to get to sleep. Wolfgang grumbles, but I think he secretly enjoys her attention. :)

[jdots]

12. licking his non existing love globes

begging for people food and barking for no apparent reason. his name is DUNCAN !!!!!

[Donkeyboy75]

13. I have a boxer.

These dogs were apparently bred to provide comic relief...as well as trying to monopolize every second of free time you have by bringing you a ball to throw...

[Corgigal]

14. Welsh Corgi

working on the farm and a herd breed. Also know to jump up and bite her momma on the ass. However SO cute.

[Kali]

15. gathering wild cattle and hunting

Catahoulas. Wezl and Dumbass.

Then we recently found a stray (dumped) seems to have som heeler, aussie and moran mixed in. His name is Hoden. (any German speakers out there for translation? heh heh)

[TOhioLiberal]

16. My dog?

Sleeping, pooping, farting and scratching. Oh yeah and licking his 'privates'

[BamaGirl]

20. Bred for hunting, but he thinks he's a lap dog.

He's a Brittany.