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He realizes how conservative this city is and he is very sympathethic:
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Quietly get up from your desk and close the door... this isn't the kind of thing you want someone reading over your shoulder.
Go ahead, I'll wait.
OK, here's what you need to do, at some point today go out to a public place, a place where lots of others are congregating. Your going to have to act calm, cool, relaxed, even though your very life will hang in the balance. Yes this mission is that dangerous... but it's also that important. The fate of the free world is at stake!
At any rate, once you arrive at the appropriate place you're going to need to get out of your car as naturally as possible and approach the crowd... keep in mind... this crowd is the enemy. If they become aware of your intentions, in all likelihood, your body will be found dumped by the side of the road tomorrow. As you approach try to clear your mind, think about baseball, airplanes, pornography, anything to avoid giving away your true intent - to avoid tipping your hand. And then, finally, do it! Vote against George W.
We realize, it's dangerous.
We know others have tried and failed.
Should you refuse this mission, no one will think ill of you, after all you've got your kids to think about.
Finally, if you do get discovered we established a network of "safe
houses" to facilitate your escape from Texas. Unfortunately, the closest one we were able to establish to X City is in Austin, but if you and your family can make it there we're pretty sure we can get you out alive and help you to start a new life, a life of freedom and liberty. A life where you don't have to live with the fear of discovery.
We're all pulling for you!
Happy Election Day!
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