Election Day Surrealism Thread

[Susang]

After all, the plastic fork is the true nature of my anger. Soon the pretty flowers will all take arms against the rancid ramen noodles. Only then will the buzzing stop.

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[pagerbear]

1. How many surrealists does it take to change in a lightbulb?

Fish

[jdots]

4. Yves Tanguy

was the Anti Kinkade.....

[Itascapark]

2. Fish for the mill

Lines of rainbow trout waving to and fro against the tide...pull the lever, release the dam.

[truthpusher]

3. My pants are wearing my dog in a 10 o'clock hammock...

[XNASA]

5. Past the pear-laden espalier face now upturned he sobbed softly.

Unlock your mother and fetch brandy, after which I was unseated.

[Ivan Sputnik]

6. Consciousness Streamed

I scraped by to break myself recently -- had to live in purgatory under an old stone wall in Devonshire. He who assays the hour of such entrance is a lucky cat, though gray and with a relatively besmirched family observing his table manners at a small lunch. This is
a scenario of little consequence in a walled outpost. Here, each boy from the town's whistle-stop recites verbs in the morning, directed by a small concatenation of squirrels. And each morning, that circle of fur requests that llamas join them, to come live with them and join their league, distancing and separating everything from its element. That straight-line, forsaken boy of the Brown's with the worn, upturned collar sees this clearly, but is not taken seriously.

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. Lids, lids, all of you!

Why aren't there any lumberjacks in the city? Because they are all at the mall eating hot dogs on a stick!

[mdmc]

8. gasoline rainbows reported on edge

water and oil helps to bring out the dead

[baldguy]

9. Why isn't my Post-It note tearful?

I wish George W Bush would extract the elixir of life from me. I'm a level 5 Jumper, in flip-flop-world! I've got a magic goblin and everything! I'd rather fight a bloody warp drive than quiz a wicker thigh.

http://www.ravenblack.net/random/surreal.html

[Tom Kitten]

10. Neutered coconuts gyroscope quietly

As they sing the putty Linda. Ashram doohickeys flake the spinning capybara as a turnip wraps the parking meter. Twinkles drank the brouhaha and rode it down the eddy, genuflecting clockwise all the while.

[FarLeftRage]

11. Ignoring has ceased to be...

why oh why? Things, dust, ballons of threads - teeth being yanked as I think of days future past already...

Money of support is unnervingly useless on 24 hours of seconds like this...

[johnnie]

12. The cellophane soup ladel...

...that pour my alligator tears on to the velvet clouds of tomorrow, feels like ice in my lover's gentle hands.

[madrchsod]

13. i understand dali