KERRY WINS, KERRY WINS...

[real democrat]

Oh yes, so true. Never been wrong..

It's a fact that a Professional Football teams determines who wins the Presidential election.. That is true, never been wrong in it' history.


Here's why!. The Washington Redskins has a unbroken record to the fact, if they WIN on a Sunday before the Presidential election, the incumbent or party stays in office. If they LOSE the challenger wins the White House.

Guess who lost today!...





WASHINGTON REDSKINS.

[knowbody0]

1. and george has redskin

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[lolly]

2. Makes Sense

Or at least as much sense as relying on Florida's voting apparatus to choose the next prez.

[question everything]

3. Going back to 1936.. n/t

[LiberteToujours]

4. Really?

That's so weird! I'm not one to believe in omens but I'll take this one... :)

[RevCheesehead]

5. Kerry wins WI in a landslide.

[Rainbowreflect]

7. I love your picture, LMAO.

You blasphemer you. :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

10. No blasphemy at all - God is a Packers fan!

;-)

[Rainbowreflect]

11. Okay, that reminds me of a joke.

A free agent player was trying to decide what team to sign up with.
He was visiting with the Cowboys & saw a gold phone in the locker room. When he asked what the phone was for he was told it was a direct line to God. When he asks if he could call God he was told it would cost $10,000. He decided to pass.
Then he went to visit the Bears and sees a very similar phone in their locker room. Once again he asks about the phone & one again he is told he can phone God, but here it will cost him $8,000.
The players final visit is with the Packers. When he sees another gold phone in their locker room he asks how much it will cost to call God. He is surprised when he is informed that the call is free. Confused he question why is cost thousands in the other locker room.
"Well in Green Bay it's a local call."

[shelley806]

6. SKINS WIN-INCUMBENTS IN; SKINS LOSE-INCUMBENTS OLD NEWS

It was on Keith Olbermann Friday. This election year I've followed the Red Sox and now the Red Skins!! I don't pay the least attention to sports...

[sofa king]

8. I wouldn't take that metaphor too far.

Washington could have won the game were it not for a touchdown being called back on a penalty. A reexamination of the play footage shows that the call as stated on the field was erroneous. The controversy is still not settled, but the game is over, and there's nothing Washington can do about it.

In other words, Green Bay and Washington just replayed the election of 2000.

[pintobean]

9. Kerry wins

Susan Estrich was on Faux earlier today. She could hardly contain her glee. She said she had inside info. that Kerry will win and we'll know Tuesday night. She's taking bets.

[AtlMike]

13. The Packers won by 14 though

not 7.

Plus the game was fairly close up until the end and then the Packers pulled way ahead - Maybe Kerry will end up doing the same :-)

But what about the all important Halloween mask sales? That's another supposed sign. I've heard mixed results on that one.

[TheDonkey]

12. never say never! We don't want this time to be the

"well except for 2004" case. Let's keep at it and when Kerry wins we can celebrate.

[Heyo]

14. Not true...

Redskins lost on Sunday, Nov 3rd, 1996. 2 days later on the 5th, Clinton (the incumbent) got re-elected.

Complete 1996 NFL Scores

Week 10

Sunday, Nov. 3
at Atlanta 20, Carolina 17
Cincinnati 24, at Baltimore 21
at Chicago 13, Tampa Bay 10
Philadelphia 31, at Dallas 21
at Green Bay 28, Detroit 18
San Diego 26, at Indianapolis 19
at NY Giants 16, Arizona 8
at Pittsburgh 42, St. Louis 6
at Buffalo 38, Washington 13
Kansas City 21, at Minnesota 6
at New England 42, Miami 23
at Seattle 23, Houston 16
San Francisco 24, at New Orleans 17
Monday, Nov. 4
Denver 22, at Oakland 21

Date Tm(EST) GameDay Wk R Psc Opponent Pal
11/03 10 L 13 Buffalo, Bills 38

:shrug:

Am I missing something?

Heyo

[phish420]

15. That is AT BUFFALO...

the streak refers only to the redskins last HOME game before the election...find the score for the last home game for the redskins that year....I bet they won.

[Heyo]

17. Ah, that makes sense...

... it wasn't specified that it was only for home games.

:dunce:

Heyo

[phish420]

18. Here ya go

Week 9

Sunday, Oct. 27
Pittsburgh 20, at Atlanta 17
at Baltimore 37, St. Louis 31 (OT)
at Cincinnati 28, Jacksonville 21
NY Giants 35, at Detroit 7
at Green Bay 13, Tampa Bay 7
San Francisco 10, at Houston 9
at Philadelphia 20, Carolina 9
at Washington 31, Indianapolis 16

NY Jets 31, at Arizona 21
at Denver 34, Kansas City 7
Dallas 29, at Miami 10
at Seattle 32, San Diego 13
at New England 28, Buffalo 25
Monday, Oct. 28
Chicago 15, at Minnesota 13

[RevCheesehead]

16. My understanding is that it's the Skins last HOME game before election

[DS1]

19. You're calling this a 'fact' that the NFL determines elections?

Is my sarcasm/satire meter broken today? :wtf: :eyes: :wtf: