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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-31-04 01:43 PM
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Did you hear about the undecided voter who died of thirst?
Someone served him two glasses of water.

:evilgrin:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-31-04 01:44 PM
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1. Now THAT'S funny :)
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ogradda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-31-04 01:44 PM
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2. lmao
that's funny probably a true story too.
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nycmjkfan Donating Member (209 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-31-04 01:46 PM
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3. blond moment.....
Edited on Sun Oct-31-04 01:46 PM by nycmjkfan
I don't get it???




*******Nevermind*****


I got it!!!
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Sagan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-31-04 01:46 PM
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4. he can't decide which glass to drink from...


:)
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Glenda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-31-04 01:51 PM
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7. HAHA!!
I had the same moment. :)
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-31-04 01:47 PM
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5. in ancient rome there was a poem
about a dog who had two bones
he picked at one he licked the other
he went in circles till he dropped dead
-- Devo, Freedom of Choice
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-31-04 01:50 PM
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6. Love it!
Who ARE these people anyway?

On second thought, I know at least one, and he explains much. Not too bright, lives in moomy's basement at 62.
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-31-04 02:15 PM
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8. So why are they having trouble this year
choosing between a glass of water and a glass of urine?
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