OK. I'm busted. After 1000 posts I'm outing myself as a Freeper.

[teach1st]

I can't stand it anymore. I have to come out.

Goerge Bush is chosed by God. So he can do no rong. he keeps us safe from terrists.and Sadam Hoosein. Sadam was a realy bad man who kilt and torchured all his people so now its imprtent for us to kill and torchure all of his people. And to find the wMD that sadam used in 911.Goerge Bush is won of us. He speeks like me adn thinks like me. I want won of us to be president some more so I can have a beer with him a t the White House and pray about it.

John Kery is a french windsrufer who was picked by the comies to "fight" in vet nam and who has email from Hochi Min, I seen it. if you America hatrs vote for him he will give the missipi river to Al Qada and you're daughters willbecome hores for all the muslims who are waiting at the border until Kery wins.

[mr_hat]

1. This is hugh!

[kikiek]

2. I believe you. You sure do spell like one. I'm guess 2nd maybe 3rd grade.

Then dropout...

[susanna]

10. Well, that is interesting.

I was gonna say the poster's spelling was 2 good 2 B a freeper. ;-)

[saigon68]

3. LOL Outrageous

You are the bomb !!!!!!

[cubsfan forever]

4. LOL! Man, you do a great imitation of

those scary, illiterate kool aid drinkers.

Professor 2

[Kierkegaard]

5. Frighteningly good impression.

Where'd you learn that?

[teach1st]

7. I graded a bunch of my fifth graders' writing this morning...

...and I just dumbed it down a bit.

[Kierkegaard]

13. LOL!

A marvelous actor and generous, too!

[Misunderestimator]

16. LOL

:thumbsup:

[auntAgonist]

6. Has anyone alerted Faux? heh

[still_one]

8. If you were really a * supporter you would say

Kerry will force everyone into gay marriages, and require us all to learn French

[teach1st]

11. I didn't want to scare the commies

all at once?

[JuniperLea]

9. it's hard werk

beeing a freeper. doh!

[Devils Advocate NZ]

12. Dude, I would so laugh if you got tombstoned!

It would be the ULTIMATE DU performance art!

[Lex]

14. Okay, that was great!

I needed a good chuckle this morning (trying not to hyperventilate about Tuesday)!

[Inland]

15. ROFL! The high post count, grammar really fooled me!