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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 04:42 PM
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This girl I know keeps asking "What's up?"
My response? "Whatever's not down is up."
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 04:47 PM
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1. I might've given a different answer.
Depends, though.
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yewberry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 04:48 PM
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2. you should tell her
that the Sox are up. By three.
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 04:53 PM
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3. You should tell her "The SKY!!!!"
LOL
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BlueHandDuo Donating Member (555 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 04:54 PM
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4. You need more variety in your responses...
...try, "Charlie Brown's kite," "the price of gas," "Pee-You spelled backwards," and other wisecracks of that nature.

Prepare a repertoire ahead of time, and rehearse unitl you're ready to toss off one of these bon mots at a moment's notice.

You'll be the life of the party.

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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:27 PM
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7. All right. Thanks. (nt)
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LibLover Donating Member (248 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 05:18 PM
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5. Offer to show her
If she accepts, enjoy yourselves!

If she doesn't, at least she won't ask anymore.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 05:21 PM
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6. You should start pimpin'.
Edited on Wed Oct-27-04 05:22 PM by northwest
You know, start flirting, see where it gets you...:D

Wait - You're a guy, aren't you???
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:28 PM
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8. Tell her MIR used to be up . . . but now it's down. n/t
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:29 PM
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9. healthcare costs, the deficit, unemployment....
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 08:33 PM
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10. my favorite reply...
"airplanes and boners" - generally things that are "up"
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