OK; your choices for the best Lisa Simpson quote...

[dave123williams]

Here's mine:

"Oh NO, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican."

[DelawareValleyDem]

1. "Grown up nerds

like Gore Vidal. And even he's kissed more boys than I ever will."

[Kid_A]

2. "Science has proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food

but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!"

[flvegan]

3. "What's the difference between

the lamb I'm eating and the one that kissed me." From the episode where Lisa decides to become a vegetarian. Lotta wisdom in that kid...er...animated youngster.