Who's your secret lover?

[Dookus]

I'm having VERY secret affairs with Johnny Depp, Oscar de la Hoya and Brenan Fraser. SHHH!!! Don't tell anyone!

[feistydem]

1. Jon Stewart... don't tell his wife

[Hello_Kitty]

2. The Heinz boys

I can't decide which one I like best so I took 'em both!

[Dookus]

4. heheh

there's a third Heinz boy who's way hot, too. He's just shy and therefore not on the campaign trail.

[yvr girl]

12. The third son

(really the first one) is married so he should be out of play

[Hello_Kitty]

15. Oops....There are 3....I'm sorry 3rd hot son

I'll be by to seduce you later.

[yvr girl]

23. No fair

Didn't your mother teach you to share.

[notadmblnd]

3. it's sad to say.....

but it's my shower head. I named him Franzwa (pardon my phonics).

[SOteric]

5. It's...

a big cat.

[freetobegay]

6. I have a full schedule

Gavin Newsom, Rob Lowe, Matthew McConaughey, Dale Silva, Matt Damon, Tom Cruise, Kevin Bacon.

But my favorite will always be

[Dookus]

9. ahhh...

Sweet, sweet Matthew. He's not my secret lover, but he's my secret trick.






that girl is the luckiest model EVER!

[freetobegay]

11. I hate that damn hand!!!!

And you know which one I am talking about! LOL

[helnwhls]

20. OH MA GAWD

Where did you get that picture.

[Dookus]

22. Details Magazine

published a few super-sexy pics of him years ago... that was one of them.

[Dookus]

13. I met Gavin Newsome years ago

when he was a supervisor. He really *IS* gorgeous.

And I presume you heard about the speech his wife gave recently in which she discussed his ... um... endowment.

[freetobegay]

16. Yes I did

I won't even begin to tell you about my dreams. They would even be banned in parts of Ohio!

[helnwhls]

7. Brendan and Johnny are hanging with you, too?

I mean it's not like the three of us promised to be exclusive, but it's just so shocking!

Bet I have Ray Winstone to myself.

:silly:

[DS1]

8. David Hasselhoff

Meow, baby ;-)

[Dookus]

14. ew

just eww.

[DS1]

19. uga chacka uga chacka uga chacka

btw, I strike that Conaughey pose every time I fart - even in class

[Seabiscuit]

10. My wife

Big secret. :)

[bloodyjack]

17. Death

the past few nights I've been on the receiving end for some reason

[neebob]

18. Brendan's been cheating on me?!

Hrmph. I knew that was a mistake. I hope Stan Lynch will take me back.

[Rowdyboy]

21. Arwalden and I have had a secret "menage de trois" with Brad Garrett

from the cast of Everybody Loves Raymond. I'm sure Allen would prefer I keep this private but the stress is just too much to bear!



Also, I'm Lindsey Graham's "bootie-buddie" and Trent Lott calls me "Big Daddy"!

[freetobegay]

24. You need an exorcist & you need one now!

[Rowdyboy]

26. hallelujah!!!

Amen!

[blueblitzkrieg]

25. Jennifer Connelly.

Perfection personified! Her husband is one lucky man.

[Baja Margie]

27. The Boss

Boy, am I a dreamer.

[philosophie_en_rose]

28. Viggo Mortensen & Stuart Townsend

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[SarahB]

29. That's for me to know and....

that's about it.
That's why it's a secret. :D

[Bunny]

30. Jude Law. He left his wife for me. n/t

[FunBobbyMucha]

31. Thora Birch.

She unsheathed the twins in American Beauty and I was hers.