I tried Viagra on Friday night... - Democratic Underground

chiburb

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Mon Oct-25-04 10:09 AM
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I tried Viagra on Friday night...

It got stuck in my throat and gave me a stiff neck all weekend...

;-)

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GainesT1958

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Mon Oct-25-04 10:12 AM
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1. Put one of those in a Ball-Park frank...

Place in microwave. Set to cook on "high" for 35 seconds. Push "Start". Stand back!:eyes:

B-)

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edbermac

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Mon Oct-25-04 10:13 AM
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2. I'm on a diet of Viagra and prune juice....

The problem is I don't know whether I'm coming or going....

Thank you Rodney Dangerfield! I still miss you...

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ewagner

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Mon Oct-25-04 10:13 AM
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3. Bought some in Stevens Point

on the way home, I showed the bottle to my wife, she got angry and threw them out the window as we crossed the Wisconsin River Bridge.

Looked in the rearview mirror and the damned bridge went UP! :evilgrin:

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