I'm about to open my chocolate

[MichaelHarris]

muffin and my dog will start begging like a war orphan, I always give in. It's those big begging eyes that get me.

[rockydem]

1. dogs have a way of doig that

but you still love 'em...

[MichaelHarris]

4. as soon as

he heard the cellophane wrapper he was on me like bum at a red light in NYC.


edit:no offense to bums, I enjoy a good "bum-rush" every now and then.

[mykpart]

2. I heard that chocolate is bad for dogs.

[MichaelHarris]

3. I asked my vet about that

and she said small amounts were OK. The problem with my dog is that he could eat a whole cocoa field.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

5. My inlaws' dog got ahold of a giant hershey bar

Ate most of it, and survived. But she was tearing around the house like a hyperactive speed junkie on a caffeine binge for a few hours.

[MichaelHarris]

6. man thats like

a speed junkie eating a crystal meth sammich. Thats some action that would need to be video taped.