HELP! My husband has an ear worm!

[FreedomFry]

My husband can't get Grand Funk Railroad's "We're An American Band" out of his brain. He's tried substituting various songs. Any suggestions for him to hum instead?

[djeseru]

1. Quick!

Hum "Seasons in the Sun"...that should dislodge it...

[FreedomFry]

9. You mean ...

"...Good-bye, Marie, it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing IN the sky..."

For my husband's wife, that would be the kiss of death. But an effective GFR eradicator!

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. it's a small world after all

but only as a last resort.

[mtnester]

3. Give him the one I have had all day...

~conjunction junction what's your function?~


Make it stop...please

[BoX o BooX]

4. The goddamn "Cats" soundtrack does it for me.

Of course, then I just want to kill Andrew Lloyd Weber... but the fantasies are delicious.

[Liberal Veteran]

11. Midnight. Not a sound from the pavement.

Has the moon lost her memory?
She is smiling alone
In the lamplight
The withered leaves collect at my feet
And the wind begins to moan

[BoX o BooX]

15. Betty? Betty Buckley? Is that you?

DIE YOU BITCH! DIE!!!

(Just kidding. I loved you in "The Mystery of Edwin Drood.")

[The_Casual_Observer]

5. 2 beers and fleetwood mac

"don't stop thinking about tomorrow"

[Sporadicus]

6. I Was Scanning Sirius Music Stations Today

and now I've got 'My Sharona' stuck in my head. Think I'll go back and find an extended Grateful Dead jam; I think that'll help.

[MrScorpio]

7. Try HOUSES OF THE HOLY by Led Zeppelin

That should do ya

[gmoney]

8. "The Chicken Dance" song...

Have no idea what it's actually called. I think it might be originally a French song...

[FreedomFry]

10. Update: "Sunshine of Your Love" seems to be working.

Thanks to all of you for your suggestions. :)

[lumberingbear]

12. Yesterday.

I had the theme song to "Malcolm in the Middle" stuck in my head and I haven't watched it for years!!!

[ismnotwasm]

13. Try Ballroom Blitz

[sam sarrha]

14. play Innagaddada vida reallly load for a couple hours..my wife and i used

screw like bunnies to that all the time in the 60's... she especially liked the ending..

[liberalmuse]

16. I'm your captain, I'm your captain...

...and that great riff that goes with it. Dun du-du du du dn-dn-dn.