I want to create a freeper from scratch.

[salinen]

Let's see here, I have some dog shit it the backyard, some rotting garbage in the trash, some dirty socks, nope. Missing the main ingredient. Could someone send me a dozen vampire bat anuses?

Thanks in advance.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. You forgot to add in the jackass.

[salinen]

2. That's in the recipe for spicy freeper.

[Ilsa]

3. I have a rusty caldron to brew it in.

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[Kierkegaard]

4. Nope. Fresh out.

I do have a nice bag of ignorance, a vial of hatred, a generous pinch of racism, a large carton of lies, and a dose of delusion.

Would any of those help?

[salinen]

10. Hey,

that's the recipe that for making *.

[RevCheesehead]

5. Chicken Shit IS Scratch!

LOL!
I remember Tommy Smothers getting in trouble with his Hardee's ads, where he said the biscuits "were made fresh - from Scratch" and later, "biscuits made from fresh Scratch." They were hysterical!!

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

6. Damn, you're male.

If you were female, you could just have unprotected sex with any of the following:

warthog
babboon
spitting cobra
Satan
Hitler
a very stinky fart

[Bonhomme Richard]

7. Don't bother. Only God could create something that stupid.

He does it just to test us.

[Swamp Rat]

8. Are you making a "jimcrow" for Halloween?

[bo44]

9. 32 cc two stroke electric start vibrating dildo that rotates to the right

[arwalden]

11. Don't Forget: Infected Bovine Anal Warts

[salinen]

13. I didn't

but not everyone likes chocolate chips.

[HEyHEY]

12. Snakes and snails

[ogradda]

14. you forgot the lies

here scrapped some up from the white house website for ya.

[salinen]

15. hey

999 pal.