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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 04:24 PM Original message |
Bad Jokes (warning: bad jokes inside) |
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sister moon (391 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 04:25 PM Response to Original message |
1. did you get those off of a penguin biscuit wrapper? |
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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 04:26 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. Penguin biscuit? I'm a vegetarian! |
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mr blur (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 05:04 PM Response to Reply #1 |
15. Why don't elephants eat penguins? |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 04:25 PM Response to Original message |
2. Q: Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes? |
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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 04:27 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. Q: Why are elephants grey? |
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Kierkegaard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 04:26 PM Response to Original message |
3. K |
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DrWeird (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 04:26 PM Response to Original message |
5. What did the fish yell when he ran into a wall? |
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grannylib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
7. Two of my dad's favorites: |
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rogerashton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 04:34 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Daddy original? |
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grannylib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 04:37 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Well great minds must think alike! And he never pronounced it pee-can |
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captainjack (548 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
8. oooo, fun! |
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TlalocW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
11. Mine |
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grannylib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 04:38 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Those are good ones! |
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grannylib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
13. What kind of luggage does a vulture take on vacation flight? |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
14. For all you fans of old westerns: |
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ava27 (46 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
16. Bush will be pResident |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 05:48 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. That's a sick joke! |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 06:18 PM Response to Original message |
18. Q - What Did Tarzan Say When He Saw the Elephants Coming Over The Hill? |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 06:32 PM Response to Original message |
19. A snail bought a fast new sports car |
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Snotcicles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 06:43 PM Response to Original message |
20. Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 06:52 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. You win the prize for |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
22. what did tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 07:06 PM Response to Original message |
23. what did tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill wearing |
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