Cat: It's what's for dinner! (Cat recipes)

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html#cook

BEER ROASTED CAT
1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness

Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.

If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!

Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness.
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You know, it's amazing what we find on the internet.

[jdots]

1. MMMMMMMMM thats good eating !

you are gonna get some hate mail for this............a good oil soaked order of KITTY & CHIPS is a drive thru favorite.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

3. I'm surprised the thread has gone this long without...

Hey, my dog prefers cats to table scraps....

(Just kidding, people)

[ogradda]

2. o you are sick

i'm hiding my cat :)

[slutticus]

4. I've actually eaten cat before.

A chinese restaurant I used to frequent got busted for serving felines in place of pork.

Needless to say...I now have a hard time eating pork.



I wonder how long before this thread is locked?

[HEyHEY]

5. My favourite

One medium sized cat usually Tabby but if you like orential cooking go with a Siamese.

Skin and clean cat
Put in medium sized roasting pan
add mixture of 1 cup vinegar, water, italian seasoning
Bake at 350 until broth is almost all soaked in
Add potatoes
Glazed with honey/garlic
Add potatoes
Bake for another half hour
Serve with side of puppy bacon

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

6. "Serve with side of puppy bacon." BwaaaaHAHAHA!

I nearly choked on that one, HeyHey....

[Mikimouse]

7. Damn it! NOw you've gone and done it...

OOOOoohhhhhhh! The furkids saw your post and they are now constructing a recipe of their own.:scared:

Billy_Pilgrim chicken chili
1 Billy_Pilgrim shredded (claws are the method of choice) into chili slivers
1 can of Friskies prime filets Turkey with cheese
1 cube of chicken bouillon (matches the meat)
1 clove of garlic (to ward off the main meat's 'soul')
1 Fine bowl of Vitamin D enriched whole milk (to pass the cooking time).

:evilgrin:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

8. Hell, I'm too old and stringy to give them any enjoyment past the

"playing with their food" stage.

[Mikimouse]

11. Unfortunately, the *playing with their food stage*, with these guys...

is bound to be sheer torture, as none of them have any armament (not my idea, so nobody jump!). The worst they can do is keep pummeling you with those deadly pillowlike paws. Gad...what a gruesome way to go! Oh, the felinity!:evilgrin:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

13. Hehe.... Sounds fun!

[Mikimouse]

14. 'Cat's in the Kettle'...dont' tell the 'kids', but I...

thought that was one of the funniest songs I ever heard (sung to the tune of "Cat's in the Cradle"-Harry Chapin).

[helnwhls]

9. LOL!!

I bet that would repeat on ya.

[Mikimouse]

12. I knew I should have included some cucumbers or radishes!!!

WOnderful stuff that stays with you for a couple of days, once you get to be my age.:hi:

[ikojo]

10. Alf gives this one five stars!!!

[Fear]

15. Sesame Ginger Cat recipe, with sample!

On popular demand, once more the Sesame Ginger cat recipe.

- 1 whole cat
- 1 bottle of Sesame Ginger Marinade
- 1 onion

Stir occasionally.


Our cat loves when we play this game, can't you tell???

[flamingyouth]

16. Locking

This is very inappropriate and insensitive in light of DUers who have recently lost beloved pets.