alternative therapy: DU versus drunk dialing my ex

[WMliberal]

thank you DU. Instead of drunk dialing my ex tonight, I can be a lounge lizard. aye aye aye... when will i be ready to date on friday nights instead of sitting at home with the family and a bottle of port?

[helnwhls]

1. post away

Is it good port?

[WMliberal]

3. quite mediocre. but hey, it's port instead of beer.

I don't know why, but I'd been drinking a lot of beer lately. Having port cross my lips was very welcome, even if I've had better.

on edit: yeah that sounds pretentious, smug, whatever. I don't care. I'm tipsy. It's who I am. and I once worked in a cheese shop that gave me 30% off on spirits, so I have good taste!

[Infomaniac]

2. When will you be ready?

When will you be ready to date again. Only you will know for sure, but my guestimate - based on my own experience and knowledge in this area - is far sooner than you think and when you least expect it. Post away here. Drunk dialing the ex is never a good idea.

[WMliberal]

4. yeah, it'll definitely be when I don't expect it. It never is.

And it better come soon! ha.

DDing the ex won't be as bad as usual because tonight is her sorority's formal. I'm sure she's drunker than I am.

[WMliberal]

5. ok. i have no more integrity on this post

I've resulted to drunk IMing!

[sasquatch]

6. I can drunk dile her for you!

:beer:
"(hic)Bitch what happenin'?"
"Do I know you?"
"Hell(hic), I gave you's the's bestest damned years of my fuckin' life"
"Uh, your caller ID says you're from a place I've never been"
"I'll take you placeses you've never been(burp)"
:)

[petronius]

7. Why don't you combine the two?

Dial up the ex, then post a transcript of the conversation for the amusement of the Lounge... :think: