The Chimp That Got The Canary CAPTION

[Crankie Avalon]

"Dang, this falafel stuff really does feel good! I'd even use
both hands if I didn't need to hold on to this here microphone
...hey, waaaaaait a minute, I jest got me an idear!"

[Kierkegaard]

1. "I stink, but nobody knows that but me. Har har har..."

[auburngrad82]

2. "This black guy, a jew and a librul walk into a bar..."

[aden_nak]

3. Worried about the Electoral College? No no, I went to Yale. Next question?

[NYC Liberal]

8. He flunked out of the electoral college.

[Crankie Avalon]

4. "The answer...

...to our national healthcare problem? Education....heh heh heh heh heh heh...see...heh heh...you give a child tools for a lifetime by learnin' em how to not git sick in the first place...heh heh heh heh heh heh...so, "No Child Left Around" is really a healthcare program when ya think about it...heh heh..."

[underpants]

5. Man they will cheer for ANYTHING

Karate Explosion (crowd jumps to its feet)

[pdx_prog]

6. And what's more...

much more than this....I did it....MYyyyyy Wayyyyy...

[Zuni]

7. star wars, nothing but star wars

remember the Bill Murray SNL skit where he was the lounge singer

[NYC Liberal]

9. "I'm screwing all you guys over as we speak!

Heh. Heheh. You guys are so fucked and you don't even know it! Hehheh. Man, if only you KNEW! Hehehe."