Sometimes CAPTIONS come out of the clear blue sky

[underpants]

[GOPisEvil]

1. George, this is God. Knock it off! Don't MAKE me come down there!

[Brucey]

2. Mostly cloudy

with reign in the forecast.

[underpants]

3. Welcome to DU

:hi:

Now that was clever.

[Brucey]

8. Thanks man,

glad to be aboard.

[emad]

4. Mothership calling......

time to change the cerebral cortex implant

[buckfush2]

5. AIR...HEAD

[regularguy]

6. "This air is vastly underpolluted! Gayle get with it!

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[Peachhead22]

7. Good Bye Blue Sky

Good Bye Blue Sky by Pink Floyd

Did you, did you see the frightened ones?
Did you, did you hear the falling bombs?
Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter,
When the promise of a brave new world,
Unfurled beneath a clear blue sky?


Did you, did you see the frightened ones?
Did you, did you hear the falling bombs?
The flames are all long gone,
But the pain lingers on.
Goodbye, blue sky.
Goodbye, blue sky.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.

[zbdent]

9. Not a caption, but an idea

Wasn't Terry Gilliam the animator for the Monty Python shows?

Get a "divine" hand on there, ready to "flick" the head of W.

[dbt]

10. I taught the weeping willow how to cry, cry, cry

I showed the clouds how to cover up a clear blue sky...

John R. Cash

[bobthedrummer]

11. "Chemtrails? What are y'all talkin' about?"

n/t

[skip fox]

12. "'One pill will make you smaller,' the bottle said, and 'One will make you

ten feet tall,' another had. So I took all of them in the second bottle. Wow. My head's in the clouds and my feet are in Japan! I can sing in birdspeak and twiddle my thumbs in an unbrella stand! I'm a Popeye kinda guy, that's just what I am, and I eat stewed tomatoes with bare headed women. Oh . . . geez. What's that???? Bats screaming behind the clear blue sky? Help! Help! . . . My thighs are stuck in an air-o-ibile . . . Whoa! What's with that giraff eating all those children over there! . . . Geez. Stay calm. Stay calm! I'll go for the para-medicinal wine leaky ships down brine yellow necklaces into the anal cavity of Father Time . . . doesn't anybody hear me . . . (blather, blather) . . . oh, my god, I'm so sorry. . . . I'll never do pills again . . . Please save me! My GOD . . . (pathetic pleas, pathetic pleas . . .)"

[Bossy Monkey]

14. Brilliant! Make more "W trippin'" captions! (n/t)

[cosmicdot]

13. ... and, the wind cries Moran ...

[skip fox]

15. The Caption is Lovely, Short, and Deep

(thanks to Frost)

Good 'un! :toast:

[cosmicdot]

17. did Hendrix borrow it from Frost?

i was somewhere along the watchtower

[skip fox]

18. No, my comment was via Frost's "Stopping by the Woods"

"The woods are lovely, dark, and deep."

sorry

Hendrix quote in "Mary" (right??)

[LuLu550]

16. It's the Rapture!

The Lord is calling me home!