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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 08:47 PM
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The freeper and the black condoms
A freeper asked his druggist for a pack of black condoms.

"I'm sorry, but we have no black condoms. Why would you want black condoms?"

'Because my best friend died last night, and I want to dress properly when I mourn with the widow.'
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