I'm Born OK the first time. Ask me anything!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

[RetroLounge]

1. Breach?

RL

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. No I was the third kid

I came flying out like a greased turkey

[Trajan]

2. Were you born well in California ?

Or did your A-OK self pop out in northern Jersey, like me ? ...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. no

[Misunderestimator]

3. What did you weigh at birth?

And was it natural or cesarean?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. 6 pounds 2 ounces

natural

[Misunderestimator]

9. I was 9 lbs 15 ounces...

My poor mom... and it was natural too (though almost a month late).

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. that gives me a headache in my vagina

[spatlese]

4. Is it true what they said about you in the other thread? :)

n/t

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. what other thread? I don't smell bad!

[SarahB]

11. But don't you want an extra belly button?

I heard that's the big prize the second time around.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. Naaa....just leads to more lint

[DS1]

12. Shouldn't that be "I was"

I'm just askin'

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. Fuck off - Grammar Nazi!

[DS1]

15. YYEEAAAHHH!!!

Button, meet finger ROFL

I have a feeling this will be half as funny tomorrow morning

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. I won't even remember this thread tomorrow

[Misunderestimator]

16. LOL

[jdots]

18. Do you accept Ophra as your lord ?

the ashcroft is your way to spiritual bliss

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

19. No. I worship at the alter of Boy George

anyone who does not accept him as their lord and savior is going straight to hell