Which defunct rapper would win a sandwich eating contest?

[LostInAnomie]

In a team competition who would win?

Big-Pun and Heavy D


Or...

The Fat Boys

[DrWeird]

1. Are the Fat Boys still alive?

I was under the impression that one was dead, the other had a pentuple bypass and is now an invalid, and the skinniest one found Jesus and lost all his weight.

[LostInAnomie]

3. I think one the one in the middle is dead...

... and the one on the left is in jail for sexual assault. Big pun is dead as well but we'll forget all of that for the sake of the contest.

[ET Awful]

2. You need to give Heavy's team another member to make it an even

match.

I suggest Biz Markie :)

[LostInAnomie]

5. Big Pun counts as two...

Biz Markie is still rapping so he's disqualified. Notorious B.I.G. would work though.

[physioex]

4. Hmmmm....

I would say Notorious B.I.G. but he is no longer of this earth...

[Phillycat]

6. Big Pun is dead.

He died of sleep apnea.